What is the difference between a social-drinker, a heavy-drinker and an alcoholic?
When a social-drinker goes to a restaurant and gets a drink with a fly in it, they send it back.
When a heavy-drinker gets a drink with a fly in it, they scoop the fly out of the drink.
When an ALCOHOLIC gets a drink with a fly in it, they pick up the fly, squeeze it and say "GIVE IT BACK!"
2006-07-05 07:17:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
alcoholics suck the life around everyone that loves them as does any addict.. yea i GOT YOUR JOKE-haha -but it is not a joke when people are so ignorant, selfish, or lazy enough to mess their one chance at life and then take down everyone around them.
2006-07-05 07:23:09 · answer #1 · answered by staciesweet 5 · 5⤊ 3⤋
cute. But anyone, on their first drink, will send it back for another, and anyone, from a social drinker to the alcoholic, probably wouldn't notice the fly after a few drinks.
2006-07-05 08:11:59 · answer #2 · answered by stillatello 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That sounds like a Drunk not an Alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings.
2006-07-05 09:25:20 · answer #3 · answered by C B 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope
2006-07-05 07:32:12 · answer #4 · answered by canesman02 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would take the fly out and drink it. sounds like alot of people i know
2006-07-06 21:09:02 · answer #5 · answered by deathdealer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with stillatello!
Cheers!
2006-07-05 09:13:56 · answer #6 · answered by Reckless 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And I have been at each level - good joke!
2006-07-05 07:26:38 · answer #7 · answered by aredneckwedding 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds about right to me...
2006-07-05 07:20:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm pretty clever and right on the money.
2006-07-05 07:32:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny....lol. I like that....a lot!
2006-07-05 07:20:23 · answer #10 · answered by jenn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋