Since Geico cuts out the middle man, and Jesus is the middle man, isn't Christianity no longer a valid path to God since Geico has eliminated Jesus? Should we thank Geico for giving us a pure relationship with God without having to go through anyone to get to him?
2006-07-05 07:12:33 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yeah but Geico in their arrogance thought that cave men were extinct! Come on dude.
2006-07-05 07:16:49 · answer #1 · answered by Swordsman 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ah well, how do you know that Jesus is the middle man? For the LORD was there first, presumably the spirit came as part of him and then Jesus was there about a billion years later. so the holy spirit was the middle man! that explains a lot, why most of the world is messed up. geico eliminated the middle man so we have to leap straight from Jesus to the LORD.
2006-07-05 07:18:13 · answer #2 · answered by pittising 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Geico claims to do away with the middle man but there is always someone who either answers the phone or takes your application. You cannot directly talk to Geico because Geico means "government employees insurance corporation" which technically they arent so they really don't exist they used to be only for gov employees so you think you are dealing with them directly but you really aren't it is all an illusion
2006-07-05 07:18:32 · answer #3 · answered by stpatrick_re 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So, wait...you can go to Geico for a good relationship with God? Man, that lizard must be working overtime. I knew there was a reason I loved him so. First car insurance...now Heaven insurance. I am switching to Geico, that's that.
2006-07-05 07:16:21 · answer #4 · answered by Manders 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, I think the intellect of this site is dropping. Geico is a company, Geico is in no way god.
2006-07-05 07:16:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No one really knows for SURE if there is, in fact a god, or if Jesus is, in fact, the son of God. Thousands of years of belief in a religion, only proves that people believed in the doctrine, not that the doctrine is true or false.
2006-07-05 07:20:33 · answer #6 · answered by nothingnew4u 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Geico doesn't peddle salvation. They do car insurance.
2006-07-05 07:16:58 · answer #7 · answered by mikayla_starstuff 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think that for some people the middle man was eliminated long before...and they realized that the middle man was lying because there is no god
2006-07-05 07:15:13 · answer #8 · answered by locomexican89 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who in the heck is geico? no, it really is not data. christianity is the in ordinary words valid route to god. it is also through god's in ordinary words son jesus christ. no we shouldn't thank geico, geico would not even exist. you want jesus.... jesus is the way, the reality, & the existence/mild. you may have a own courting w/god, & you gained't even ought to nor opt to bypass through absolutely everyone or some thing to get there. all u opt to do is pray *& ask god.
2016-11-01 06:11:37 · answer #9 · answered by Erika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is the way,the truth,and the life, no one comes to the father but trough Him.
2006-07-05 07:15:57 · answer #10 · answered by cristoamistad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋