Do we have to have the stupid evolution vs creationism debate here again?

Question

www.talkorigins.org

ok there evolution wins, now can we please get back to the matter at hand, praising my god the flying spaghetti monster

Answer 1

I am getting pretty damn sick of that debate.

Why can't we talk about how white people are the devil?

Answer 2

Yes, but did the Flying Spaghetti Monster create mankind, or did he evolve alongside mankind?

I think we can see the roots of the flyus spaghetticus genus among the fossils found in China of paleolithic noodles... The slow development of tomato sauce is speculated but still unobserved, leading scientists on a search for the crucial 'missing link'. Some people question whether the flying spaghetti monster evolved from macaroni, or alongside it - leading many to ask the question 'If spaghetti evolved from macaroni, why is there still macaroni?'

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Answer 3

Evolution, the fact, is a great way of explaining the development and adaptation of living beings. It does not explain the origin of life itself, the creation of something from nothing, love or the human soul/spirit.

I do not understand why people cannot allow for the possibility that science and religion, or a Creator, can co-exist. Until science can disprove the existence of a Creator, or pinpoint the origin of the Universe, the matter is far from solved.

Answer 4

I eat spaghetti for lunch.
With evolution it is never a debate, they just ignore carbon dating and keep on buying the fable of millions and billions of years..
Now Bill if anyone ever came from a ape it was you, I really need to ask if you are going to be the first lady if Hillary gets to be president?? How will that work Bill.??

Answer 5

Excuse me, uh Mr. President? But the people seem to be at a impasse here. Evolution and Creationism, contrary to popular belief go hand in hand. Think about it. There are those (like me that believe God created everything. And there are those that believe that we emerged as lowly amoebas from an icky pond of goo. From goo to man. From God came man. God created Adam from dust. He took a rib from Adam and created woman. That sounds to me like something of a clone from Adam's DNA. Thus the evolution of man. What's wrong with that idea? Here's my take on the whole evolution / creationism thing minus the little bit about Adam you just read.

To begin, no, I don't think that a water stain is a sign from God. If God wanted his prescence known, you'd damn sure know it. Everyone has a right to believe or not believe in whatever they choose. I do believe that even Athiests can have morals, values or whatever. But I have three different views for you. First, if you don't believe in God, go sit your *** in a fox hole when mortor rounds are coming in non-stop. Chances are real good your're gonna pray to/for something.
Second, the big bang theory. That's how scientists explain the creation/expansion of the universe. Ge 1:3 ¶ And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. That sounds like one heck of an explosion beyond our own comprehension. Yup, that'd create a little light. Third and last this is my own personal conclusion I have come up with to explain the nature of us all. Look at the Hubble Telescope. What does it do? It gives us a look deeper into the cosmos than humankind has ever known. Now, look at the Electron Microscope. What does it do? It scrutinizes amoebas and bacteria that are even too miniscule for us to see. Now, if you look at an amoeba what is it? A single cell animal. Every cell has a nucleus. Are you with me so far? Assuming you are, O.K. Protons and electrons circle the cell making a molecule. Now we gotta think big, REAL BIG. Look at our Sun (not without eye protection of course) and solar system. The Sun would act as nucleus and the planets that revolve around it would act as protons and electrons. This in my theory would make or solar system a single cell. That cell would be part of a whole that we would call a galaxy, the Milky Way Galaxy to be exact. We have photographed thousands of galaxies in a single photograph with the Hubble Space Telescope. All of these galaxies that we see are part of a whole that we call the universe. We've never been able to see the end of the universe, therefore we call it "infinite, simply because we can't see the end. BUT who says it doesn't end with 100% accuracy. My theory
which you people are going to dash to pieces I'm sure, goes like this. All of those galaxies together as a conglomerate form a whole "something" as well. What IF all these things I've spoke of make up a sngle thing? What if that single thing is GOD? IF my theory would be correct, that makes all of us, and all we see, nothing more that a pimple on a fat man's ***. If you get bit by a mosquito, what happens? You kill it. So what does God do when we become a mosquito on him? He kills those that would be infectious and loathesome. Not just Aethiests, Christians, Muslems, Islamics, Baptists, Jews, Catholics, Lutherans, etc., He kills EVERYBODY. Maybe that's what the book of Revelation is all about. We finally become enough of a festering sore, that EVERYBODY DIES. You, me, people worshiping water stains, Skinheads, Klansmen, EVERYBODY. So that's just my private conception of the whole thing. Now for all of those people that would rip me to pieces, go ahead, and any one that likes what I've said, please post on my 360 blog. I'd like to hear your take on my theory.

But, I AM sorry Mr. President, I just can't fit the flying spaghetti monster into the picture. Maybe I'm just too narrow minded.
Maybe the flying spaghetti monster saved the Space Shuttle from Korean missles. It fights for truth, justice and more mushrooms in the meatsauce, you know.

Answer 6

Neither have anything to do with the other. You can believe in both. Evolution does not explain creation and creation does not disprove evolution.

However, the theroy of evolution keeps changing to stay alive. Every time they think they have found another piece of proof, it turns out that it disproves some other part of the theory.

Answer 7

haa..here i found the most exasperated of all humans.why are u so intolerant.why do u listen to others?hasn't ur creator given u the brain to think?or u'll keep disrespecting his creation by not giving a bit of exercise to it.
thanks to the evolution who made the brains of scientists worth working in the course of time.they are the real people and real heroes.much better than the people who just defaintly keep sticking to the conventions and a book overflowing with myth, miracles and illogical data.
evolutionists though are not yet fully capable of proving what they say but they have proved much more than the others who just have a stubborn and lingering idea in their heads without a single physical and valid proof else than their personal beliefs.

Answer 8

Can you prove the flying spaghetti monster actually exists? How many meatballs does it take to believe in a flying spaghetti monster?

Answer 9

What? The debate stopped? And since when does that site actually provide verified proof of the existence of evolution?

Answer 10

Yay evolution! Bring back the enlightenment!

Answer 11

Bill it is good to see that you are keeping yourself busy.

I did not vote for you and I was happy when you were impeached and disbarred.

Your religion is unknown to me. Perhaps you can use some of your ill gotten gains to create a church.

Now back under the rocks with you.