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I can perform an exorcism on you, read this closely,

out thee demon, the power of jupiter compels you! the power of jupiter compels you

2006-07-05 06:58:56 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

24 answers

I told you so! Heathen! Sinner! Abomination! Infidel! Evildoer! Perdition...er...!

All Jupiter-worshipers be damned! There is only one true God and that is Uranus!

2006-07-05 07:17:26 · answer #1 · answered by XYZ 7 · 2 0

Jupiter is a fake god made by man. Jesus Christ is the real deal as He didn't show off His ability, but rather tough and compelled people to follow in His footsteps to heal and cast out demons.

2006-07-05 14:02:25 · answer #2 · answered by nemesis60145 3 · 0 0

the last I knew was that wild bill clinton was puttin demons in people and performing other acts that I won't write about.. I think old wild bill did more to get them possesed than deliver them?? That guy they found in the park dead that was associated with the Clintons, he got cured of all his illnesses..
Pssst Bill we have discovered that Jupiter is a planet and not a man or God..

2006-07-05 14:09:58 · answer #3 · answered by † PRAY † 7 · 0 0

That's been tried before. Nice try, but if you're going to command demons to leave, you need to use a name with some power behind it.

2006-07-05 14:02:43 · answer #4 · answered by James Mc 5 · 0 0

Well, no... my god can't do that. I'm but a simple atheist, and gods frighten and confuse me. Will you tell me more of this... Jupiter?

(Picture golden light shining down on my ignorant but eager face)

2006-07-05 14:01:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You're incorrect - the power of stupidity compels you!

2006-07-05 14:01:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL...LOL...LOL....

Well Why not: " The Power of Dope Compels you, the power of dope compels you"..I think that is apropos...I mean they say addiction is the devils doing so...He must do dope to then? And what is more fun? getting high? or possessing some goat?

2006-07-05 14:02:37 · answer #7 · answered by Yvette aka EvilMistress 3 · 0 0

People used to cast out demons by sacrificing virgins; and, you could never have convinced them that they were wrong either.

2006-07-05 14:02:54 · answer #8 · answered by RON C 3 · 0 0

Yea you can also drink poison and handle deadly snakes. So here have a poison cocktail and wear this cobra necklace.

Then those of us that live in the real world can laugh as you join your sky fairy!

2006-07-05 14:02:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My God casts demonsand send them back to the pit of hell. Looks like your god sends them in you!

2006-07-05 14:01:45 · answer #10 · answered by Sassy J 2 · 0 0

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