I'M SiCK OF....?

Question

THIS ONE LADY IN THE OFFICE I WORK IN WALKS AROUND ALL DAY SMELLING BAD, AND FARTING. SHE ONLY MAKES IT WORSE. WHAT WOULD YOU DO??

Answer 1

well Mr. Retardo, Jr. Let me tell you what NOT to do. Please do not poison your lunch knowing that she will eat it and throw up. Because when she throws up on your desk, you will get mad and you will say something to your boss and she will get fired once she stops throwing up.

Instead, I recommend placing your dirty gym socks in various locations of her desk, purse, etc. You might try your skidmarked underwear, I understand that you don't own any skidmarked underwear, so you will just have to make them and slip a pair underneath her windshield wiper. Buy some maxipads at the local grocery store and a small bottle of ketchup. Stick the pad to the back bumper of her car and apply some of that ketchup to the pad. She will not know she has it until someone tells her about it and by that time, she will have driven everywhere with it on her car.
Go online to a pranks store and buy some fart spray. Spray her chair with it, but only if you don't sit within 20 feet of her, it will stick up the whole office and without a doubt you can prove that indeed, she does stink.
Fill out magazine subscription cards for her, she won't know that it's you, but she will appreciate your thoughtfulness.

Answer 2

Call the exterminator and the terminator