2006-07-05 05:16:40 · 22 answers · asked by dyboy34 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
NOT TO MENTION HE FOR GOT DINOSAURS AND DIDNT BRING ENOUGH DODO BIRDS!
2006-07-05 05:46:01 · update #1
because they was getting stoned with puff the dragon
2006-07-05 05:20:12 · answer #1 · answered by distroynot 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you believe the Unicorn song, the unicorns laughed and ran away when Noah asked them to come on board the ark. So when the rain came they all drowned.
Seriously, unicorns are mythical creatures that do not exist.
2006-07-05 05:20:41 · answer #2 · answered by Blue Jean 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The record of animals that Noah took onto the Ark have been those that have been organic to the geographical region of the flood. The flood got here "upon the international of the ungodly", on no account does it say the excellent earth. scientific learn concur with this. purely those animals organic to the section besides as those that could desire to no longer proceed to exist a great mass of water on their very own, have been taken onto the Ark. It grew to become into 7 of each "sparkling" animal, and a pair of of each "unclean or scavenger". The "ungodly" have been those Angelic beings who left their habitation to mate with human women human beings. Offspring have been being born of those unions referred to as "geba". The flood grew to become into sent to destroy the inflow of those hybrids. If there have been canines interior the section, i'm particularly advantageous that they went aboard the Ark. you are able to study of the "ungodly" interior the only financial ruin of the e book of Jude.
2016-12-10 04:54:01 · answer #3 · answered by karsten 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He had to leave without them, because they were larking about somewhere, and didn't pay attention to the message to get on the boat! (Like in the Irish Rovers' song mentioned above.) SIlly unicorns.
2006-07-05 05:20:12 · answer #4 · answered by MOM KNOWS EVERYTHING 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well doy! there was only one unicorn and he thought it wouldn't survive on the boat because he didn't know what it would eat! so he left it out there and it had to swim for 40 days before it found dry land. . . . . .i think i found that statement in a l. ron hubbard book or something. . .
2006-07-05 05:20:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because Tom Cruise went around touching all of them and the devil came and now we suffer.
2006-07-05 05:21:20 · answer #6 · answered by tamtamgp7 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"And there were green alligators, and long necked geese, some humpty back camels and some chimpanzees..."
Sorry, Irish Rovers song. >>() It has a pretty good explanation why.
- 16 yo Pagan
2006-07-05 05:19:56 · answer #7 · answered by Lady Myrkr 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think he was jealous of them so he forgot them on purpose, and look how the world has suffered ever since.
2006-07-05 05:19:38 · answer #8 · answered by Beccawho 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
noah didnt forget. God didnt forget; because there are no such things as unicorns! there never were!
2006-07-05 05:20:24 · answer #9 · answered by cici 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was told in Sunday school that they were too stubborn to get on. They didn't believe him... so they drowned. And that's why no more exist.
2006-07-05 05:26:44 · answer #10 · answered by ♥-=-TLCNJ19-=-♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋