Where does God go to the bathroom? What about the rest of the gods?

Question

i really wonder.....

Answer 1

Rain=P*ss Hail=s**t Water=the waste product collected on earth lava=vomit/stomach acid likewise for the firey eruptions from the sun etc etc. so earth must be a waste land and we animal thrive on this waste like bacteria and plants thrive on our waste i.e natural firtiliser.

A serious answer, although I don't waste much time on religious thought unless when i'm answering q's here, god consumes our love and kindness and wellness etc for energy like we consume food for energy. gods waste products are the evil present on earth which can be bad like certain waste products are toxic to us but we can also thrive on if used in the right way like trying to make the evil be overcome by good like using s**t as natural firtiliser. and thus it create more love and good and the cycle goes on.

This is just something that popped into my head as i read the q. there will no doubt be so many other answers but no one answer is correct when talking about god and religion, as we do not understand or know god and must not try to. For believers of god it is like doubting god and thats not right. for others and all really, we will never know or understand god so there's no point trying. All religions are mans own individual ways of trying to understand a power superior to man. no one religion is correct. the only thing right on earth is to understand how to live a moral decent life. all religious texts like the bible quran geeta torah etc are all analysis of society and ways to live in society and making it better (the religious part is trying to understand that this is what god wants but this is also just natural science that any living being needs to follow some protocol to be able to survive). So ppl follow your religous beliefs if it helps you to live a good moral life but also be accepting of other faiths as they too give out the same message without looking into individual interpretations. for athiests just living a good moaral life that allows your life to be pleasurable and make the life of those around you pleasurable in that way we help each other to survive and continue our race (over populated as it is!).

Answer 2

There is only one God.
God the eternal Father is the Creator, Source, Sustainer, and Sovereign of all creation. He is just and holy, merciful and gracious, slow to anger, and abounding in steadfast love and faithfulness. The qualities and powers exhibited in the Son and the Holy Spirit are also revelations of the Father. (Gen. 1:1; Rev. 4:11; 1 Cor. 15:28; John 3:16; 1 John 4:8; 1 Tim. 1:17; Ex. 34:6, 7; John 14:9.)

And think about it, if you were god would you just make yourself so that you don't have to go to the bathroom at all?

Answer 3

وَلَئِنْ أَخَّرْنَا عَنْهُمُ الْعَذَابَ إِلَى أُمَّةٍ مَّعْدُودَةٍ لَّيَقُولُنَّ مَا يَحْبِسُهُ أَلاَ يَوْمَ يَأْتِيهِمْ لَيْسَ مَصْرُوفاً عَنْهُمْ
وَحَاقَ بِهِم مَّا كَانُواْ بِهِ يَسْتَهْزِئُونَ }هود8

And if We defer from them the torment for a counted period, then they would certainly say, 'what has detained it?" Listen, 'the day when it will come to them, it shall not be averted from them, and the same torment which they used to mock at shall encompass them.(Qur'an)

They wish to put off the light of Allah with their mouths and Allah will not agree but to perfect His light, though the infidels may dislike it.

Answer 4

God does not have human needs. There are no other gods except One God.

Answer 5

There is only one god silly.....God the almighty, creator of the Heavens and the Earth.

Answer 6

Actually you should read your bible. Jesus was given the status of 'A' God when Jehovah gave him eternal life after his death on earth.

Answer 7

not even secular gods.. many times people put human behavior, activities, action, thinking into God..

do not be silly when you ask question about God!!

Answer 8

Such a stupid question. If you're trying sarcasm, look at jimdarwin's posts. He means the same kind of insult, but he sooo much better at sarcasm than you.

Answer 9

Doesn't use bathroom. No other gods. Thanks for 2 points.

Answer 10

The ocean is god's toilet.