2006-07-05 03:32:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
What exactly d'you wanna hear? Funny pick-up lines that work OR Pick up lines that are TOO funny to work? You gotta make a distinction, men. You catch women's attention when you can be funny, but they don't want you ALL FUNNY... KWIM?
2006-07-05 03:43:24 · answer #1 · answered by dandigijin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer. ( like my pick up line bro ) 👏👏👏
2014-12-23 11:16:47 · answer #2 · answered by manuel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a on an identical time as lower back a guy grow to be eyeballing me on the bar and he he began making a music "you have misplaced That Loving Feeling" on karaoke and he made his way each and all of the way around the bar to the place i grow to be on an identical time as he grow to be making a music and fell to the floor, held my hand and kissed it. He then informed me, "kiss me now or lose me continuously!" He grow to be form of a weirdo, besides the fact that it grow to be all in reliable relaxing. We dated for a little while and then I dumped him.
2016-12-14 04:29:24 · answer #3 · answered by elks 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wanna set you on my d!ck, spin you around like a top and shoot you off like a flying saucer!!!
2006-07-05 03:36:10 · answer #4 · answered by lilsuzzie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how bout when someone says want a knuckle sandwich say no i dont like the taste of knuckle.
2006-07-05 03:36:45 · answer #5 · answered by qwerty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Ma, I been hugging the block, thats right huslin rocks, i know i've been puffin a lot, but what i really want to know is baby girl you gonna suck it or not"
Cam'ron
2006-07-05 03:42:58 · answer #6 · answered by johnsonjrod 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My name isn't Elmo but you can tickle me anytime you want!
2006-07-05 03:36:45 · answer #7 · answered by ltown27 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put U and I together
2006-07-05 03:39:43 · answer #8 · answered by satanmonsterlord 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I f*** you, a little to blunt for me.
2006-07-05 03:40:12 · answer #9 · answered by candidworker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋