A nun was walking in the convent when one of the priests noticed
she was gaining a little weight.
"Gaining a little weight are we sister Susan?" he asked.
"No, Father. Just a little gas," Sister Susan explained.
A month or so later the priest noticed that she had gained even
more weight.
"Gaining some more weight are we Sister Susan?" he asked again.
"Oh no, Father. Just a little gas," she replied again.
A couple of months later the priest noticed Sister Susan pushing
a baby carriage around the convent. He leaned over and looked in
the carriage and said,... "Cute little fa*t."
2006-07-05 01:54:37 · 21 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lolz.................. verrrrrrrrrrrrry funny ....is joke se meri saari chemistry ki aur physics me vectors ki thakaan mit gayi ... n i GOT BACK A LIFE ... thanx a lot .... otherwise i was now no more than a calculator ... having the numbers , formulae ,.... etc in my mind .... thanx a lotttttttttttttt
... i really feel ... agar main Y!A par nahi aaongee to diffenentiation integration trigonometry ; vectors heat sound ; water bonding compound all .... aaaaaaaaaaaah ,,...... i donno maine kya likha .... my mind is completely fused ... im goin to read another of ur jokz... ... i really need it .. desperately wishing ur jokz never end .... so that i could snatch my life back from those chemo-phy monsters!!!!!!!! ....lol ;)
2006-07-08 07:29:29 · answer #1 · answered by simply_boring 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
10/10
2006-07-05 02:07:10 · answer #2 · answered by Peter B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I reported this to the Mother Superior. She is on her way to see you with her ruler. Do NOT try to run or hide! you will only make it worse on yourself!
just a little joke, no offence.
2006-07-05 02:49:25 · answer #3 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thts the Pd I know...lol naughty naughty striking.
2006-07-05 02:42:25 · answer #4 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute
2006-07-06 16:52:25 · answer #5 · answered by Classy Granny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha very cute lol check ya later ⥠⦠⣠â â
2006-07-08 20:47:50 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10
LiN ReloadeD
2006-07-05 03:50:46 · answer #7 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was lost for a second but i got it it was hiliarious!!!! lol
2006-07-05 02:21:30 · answer #8 · answered by Thomas B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont get it whats fa*t?
2006-07-05 02:15:35 · answer #9 · answered by toots 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny! LOL
2006-07-05 01:58:18 · answer #10 · answered by tigerzntalons 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋