2006-07-05 00:29:01 · 9 answers · asked by Modest intellect 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
because he/she was nailed to the chicken.
2006-07-05 02:37:17 · answer #1 · answered by }pixie{ 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
To make a phone call to the policestation reporting a suspected murderer living next door to his aunty who was away on vacation to the cayman islands with her 15 years younger lover who left his wife because she drank too much liquor that she normally buys just down the street from where a 10 year old kid was kidnapped last year for ransom that wasn't paid forcing the kidnappers to panic and surrender the kid to a grocery store owner who migrated 25 years ago from Czechoslovakia before it was changed to Czech republic and becoming a member of the european union that propelled the birth of the euro which is one of the strongest currencies in the world just like the japanese yen popularly used in japan of course and almost at par with the us dollar especially in the stock market where dow jones was up last week following a drop in foreign exchange arising from the war in iraq that has consumed many american soldiers and lots of dollars that could have been used to help dying children in africa as well as for their education too the lack of which makes them illiterates thereby not being able to use yahoo answers and not being aware of your question that prompted me to write this long and boring reply wasting my time that could have been used to do something productive and not getting me into this trouble i am in with my boss for not doing any work and expecting to be paid at the end of the month therefore i will have to stop now and continue later so as to save my job and have more time to continue later as you will now have to exercise some patience with me while i catch my breath .....................
2006-07-05 08:38:13 · answer #2 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To pat you on your back for spelling masochist correctly.
2006-07-05 07:39:24 · answer #3 · answered by Laura Palmer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He wanted to hear all the 'crossing the road' jokes we would tell about him!!!!
2006-07-05 09:17:23 · answer #4 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get beat on the other side LOL
2006-07-05 07:32:28 · answer #5 · answered by mick987g 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because there was a lot of traffic and he wanted to get to the sadist on the other side.
2006-07-05 07:46:44 · answer #6 · answered by shogunly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was hoping to be hit my an oncoming car.
2006-07-05 09:03:08 · answer #7 · answered by loufedalis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He saw a nice woman and couldn't help himself!!!
2006-07-05 07:56:06 · answer #8 · answered by HardCore 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why.
2006-07-05 07:52:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋