2006-07-05 00:23:27 · 9 answers · asked by Laura Palmer 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROOF ROOF WOOF WOOF ROOF... I just gave it a pack from McDonalds and i couldn't help laughing even tho i didn't know what it was saying.
2006-07-05 00:34:35 · answer #1 · answered by alloy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay. We live next to a golf course, and their pro trainer also does some club repair in his spare time. He had just finished gluing new grips on a set of clubs and had to give lessons to a lady.
She couldn't get her drive right, so he stood behind her and put his arms around her and put his hands over her hands on the club grip so she could feel what she had been doing wrong.
Unfortunately, he had not noticed that he dripped some of the glue on his lap, and the front of his pants stuck to the back of the lady's shorts. They were stuck together and could not get apart. So, they awkwardly began to walk back to the clubhouse like that, so that he could get some solvent out and separate them.
My dog saw the whole thing happen. But, he told me later, he THOUGHT they were having sex, and threw a bucket of water over them to break it up!
2006-07-05 09:11:31 · answer #2 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you like Bush jokes? My Dog doesn't!
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2006-07-05 21:13:16 · answer #3 · answered by LOL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The one about getting thrown out of the BAR.
That was the best!
I'd tell it again here... but I don't want anyone to NOT have a productive day... because they are laughing so hard!
2006-07-05 07:27:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my dog is serious...doesn't joke around, get it?
2006-07-05 07:39:58 · answer #5 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my dog dosent speak english!
2006-07-05 07:27:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he needed to wash his underwear because he had pee and doo-doo stains in them !!
2006-07-05 07:28:26 · answer #7 · answered by ronald r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my dog said,'' RUF, RUF, RUF, AND GOODBYE *****
LOL
2006-07-05 08:32:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-05 08:50:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋