If beseiging a castle, which animal if fired from a cannon would be most useful. I'm thinking tortoises, armadillos or maybe guinea pigs with explosive crash helmets on?
2006-07-05 00:06:51 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Military
How about octopuses cleverly pre-programmed to explode 2 and half minutes after they wrap their tentacles around the enemies' heads? Or Ninja donkeys? Or how about kamikaze wombats?...no, wait, those mommas are just too scary.
2006-07-05 00:11:34 · answer #1 · answered by Superdog 7 · 5⤊ 5⤋
This is an interesting question as it is undoubtably a manifestation of some sexual frustration you are harboring. The 'cannon' is obviously the phallus, and the 'animal' represents the ejaculation so to speak.
So what it comes down to digging down deep to see WHY you want to... 'beseige' this 'castle'.
but in responce to your question I would think a goat would make the most hilarious sound being fired into a stone baracade.
2006-07-05 00:18:00 · answer #2 · answered by Brocktoon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your going to need a large cannon but a Blue Whale has got to do some damage if you can get it moving at speed. Alternatively, I would go to the other end of the scale and fire large numbers of fleas, biting ants and other irritating creatures over the walls. When the besieged exit the castle, then you can loose the whale.
2006-07-05 00:18:35 · answer #3 · answered by Git 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you should see a psychiatrist as soon as possible, since the idea to fire any animals from a cannon is sick and indicates an attitude of unusual and unacceptable cruelty.
You may suffer from a personality disorder and should seek help.
2006-07-05 00:29:20 · answer #4 · answered by Sean F 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rotting corpses of cows. But you wouldn't use a cannon, a catapult would be better. And they actually did this to spread desease in enemy castles. However, if you want to do this at home. Capture a gopher.(there vermin anyway). Ah maybe I shouldn't put this for everyone to see. But let me say that little sucker flew a good 100 meters. I know it's cruel, but it and all it's little friends did do something to me, they dug their little burrows and one of my foals broke it's leg from stepping in it. Ever seen a 3 month old foal with snapped fore leg writhing on the ground leg flopping around..I'm talking to you catlady. Not pretty. But you carry on sitting in your apartment or house in the city with your turtle(wild animal in captivity) and your Guniea Pig(wild animal in captivity) and tell us about not hurting the poor widdle animals.
anyway definitly Dead Diseased Cow would rock for assulting a castle.
2006-07-05 01:50:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kittens and puppy dogs. Although they may not be very robust missles, I think the sight of their broken and bloodied little corpses splattering the battlements would prove distracting to the enemy and enable you a launch a suprise offensive whilst they blubbed over the furry carnage at their feet !
2006-07-05 02:31:36 · answer #6 · answered by Spook 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would fire bats with tiny timed incendiary devices. If it's daylight, they'll find a nice dark place like a rafter, grain storage, or window sill to hide and then POOF, complete carnage as fire engulfs the entire fort from within.
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2006-07-05 00:55:46 · answer #7 · answered by lostinromania 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A variety of animals that have dies from natural causes. Therefore, it would be more humane and it would make a smell and a mess in the castle.
2006-07-05 00:13:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A deseased wrotten corpse of a cow. During those times it could cause deadly deseases in the castle.
2006-07-05 01:41:59 · answer #9 · answered by c_moersheim 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The chicken. You would never run out of ammo, and who can maintain a castle with thousands of chickens flying around? They would look silly.
2006-07-05 00:12:18 · answer #10 · answered by Scottie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a Crass question the only animal that deserves this is the one that asked it in the first place... SilentRunning!!
2006-07-05 00:49:55 · answer #11 · answered by moikel@btinternet.com 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋