2006-07-04 23:57:45 · 12 answers · asked by sammy 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
I was playing in goal in a footy tournament and didn´t realise i had diarrheoa (sometimes it can just hit you) the opposition were on the attack, I felt the urge to fart, like you do, all of a sudden i felt a warm feeling running down my legs. I ran from the pitch as my shorts changed from white to brown, and the fired into an empty goal. Luckily this was just before half time and I was able to get cleaned up and play the second half. We won the match but needless to say ,
I had a red face for the rest of the tournament, which we eventually won.
2006-07-05 23:31:47 · answer #1 · answered by Peter R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A few years ago when i was still at school i arrived home to what i thought was an empty house as i was usally first home, it had been raining heavilly and i had a long skirt on which was soaked through, when i got in i took the skirt off and hung it on the banister then walked straight into the living room in just my knickers and blouse i wish the earth could have swallowed me up right then as my brother and 3 of his mates were sitting in there sheltering from the rain.
2006-07-05 00:08:16 · answer #2 · answered by sister 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a student, I had a temporary job working in a bank. I needed the money very much as I was paying for a self-funded Ph.D., and so, I was sticking with the job, even though I hated it. During a period there when I had a very heavy cold, an extremely snooty lady came in one day, and looking down her nose at me, she said she wanted to see a statement of the latest activity on one of her accounts. So, I printed it for her.
But, as I walked across to where she was sitting, I made the mistake of leaning over her shoulder and pointing to the latest transactions. Why? Because gravity got a hold on one enormously long stream of crystal clear snot and ran it all over her shoulder.
She was LIVID! But, what could I do? I could only apologize to her, the manager, and myself. Funny now, but at the time, very embarrassing.
I'm now 45 and a university professor.
2006-07-05 00:06:43 · answer #3 · answered by Superdog 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That has to be modelling mens underwear for an Ann Summers party! I kindof got talked into it by the person hosting the party. Those women are animals - and the animals are no better!!! lol! And it raises the question - why would anyone want to wear elephant trunk briefs anyway????!!!!
2006-07-05 00:07:06 · answer #4 · answered by pyronaught2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me and my friends were stuck at the same time as following this guy that looked like Chris Donathon of The Medic Droid through his amazing friends that worked at Hallmark. Me and one among my friends were mortified, yet the different replaced into all "you understand HIM?" between the females says: 'he's been my amazing pal considering kindergarten' the different ladies says' he's my roommate' then the guy says 'I equipped his mattress!' ..... only a question, would YOU tell 3 ladies tailing your pal that you equipped his mattress? hahaha. Then at the same time as the excited woman's mom got here to %. us up, we were conversing about him, yet suggested 'cupcakes' rather of his call so her mom does not instruct. We were merely joking round and so the daughter says 'i decide on those cupcakes in MY room!'. Her mom turns round and says "I extra acceptable the he not locate cupcakes on your room! If I do, i am going to locate them, placed them in my mouth, chew them, swallow them, digest them, sh*t them out, and flush them down the rest room." The daughter replaced into now mortified as me and my different pal were biting our tongues so we does not burst out giggling. She had NO idea what we were conversing about and it replaced into suited!
2016-11-05 22:04:03 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i spent the night at a male friend's place, as i woke the next morning i thought i was in my own house so i just came out of the bedroom with my eyes closing and yawning, i was in my tankini though, i entered the hall and there he was sitting watching tele, i said to him close ur eyes and i covered my breast, it was really embarrasing but very funny.
2006-07-05 01:00:18 · answer #6 · answered by pOOhPhAT 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Walking into the sitting room to greet visitors with my zipper open.
2006-07-05 02:36:59 · answer #7 · answered by Bob Mukonka 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
walked to the corner store in my boxers to get a news paper. it is 1/2 mile away
2006-07-05 01:54:24 · answer #8 · answered by IndyMM 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny i always remember a lot but when i'm asked my mind goes blank ... *scratches head and thinks* i called a total stranger on the phone to tell him that he had a friend looking for him.. and it was long distance too lol .. i thought his mom was goin to kill me!!
2006-07-05 00:13:02 · answer #9 · answered by Ninja CK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont know where to start i embarras myself all the time!!
2006-07-05 00:54:10 · answer #10 · answered by dizzymooo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋