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2006-07-04 20:08:32 · 19 answers · asked by punno 2 in Entertainment & Music Other - Entertainment

19 answers

u look good

2006-07-04 20:12:12 · answer #1 · answered by Amit 3 · 0 0

Well this doesn't make sense...but does in a way if I were to tell you something you would already know I was lying...or would you maybe if it was something personal like age height hair color which you might actually be able to check. Where as if I were to tell you something about my life it could be true and you would never ever know...well that is unless your psychic and if you can do that over the internet props to you.

Never the less here is the lie:

I really am 6'1" 210 short brown hair blue eyes...I've seen the Easter bunny talking to Santa Clause and man I think they are in cahoots ya know their holidays both have religious backgrounds (not that that really has anything to do with it but that's how I'm going to relate the two together). My neighbor has a unicorn across the street in their barn and the tooth fairy visits frequently. Oh and by the way the Aliens say hi they miss your companionship and wish you would write or call once and a while...I mean they gave you that interstellar telephone to send the calls and all so why don't you use it? Oh sorry I have to go...Sasquatch is calling me...dinner is ready...he's such a bi^ch when I make him wait.

2006-07-05 03:28:58 · answer #2 · answered by KitKat 3 · 0 0

The Federal Income Tax has been repealed by Congress.

2006-07-05 04:53:44 · answer #3 · answered by stephen p 4 · 0 0

i dont think there is something called a good lie..however i have worst lie with me..here it is..iam on my knees..u r the most beautiful girl i've ever seen,,i would like to marry you...ha ha ha..howz that...

2006-07-05 03:16:39 · answer #4 · answered by me_who2006 3 · 0 0

I am really 25 not 35

2006-07-05 03:10:33 · answer #5 · answered by Wendy 5 · 0 0

I never lie

2006-07-05 03:12:20 · answer #6 · answered by reddogcudda 3 · 0 0

Al Gore invented the internet.Oh wait, you said a good one.....oh well.

2006-07-05 03:12:13 · answer #7 · answered by ★Fetal☆ ★And ☆ ★Weeping☆ 7 · 0 0

We won Vietnam.

2006-07-05 03:12:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I am really Angelina Jolie and I am breastfeeding Shiloh Nouvel while I type this. :)

2006-07-05 03:12:24 · answer #9 · answered by Jo Ann 6 · 0 0

This is a fabulous question...and heavens, no...I don't want the ten points!

2006-07-05 03:12:12 · answer #10 · answered by JillieBoe 4 · 0 0

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