2006-07-04 18:42:50 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Oprah all the blacks in the audience would jump Jesus and crucify him.
2006-07-04 19:01:21 · answer #1 · answered by biggun4570 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah right. Oprah and Jesus would never fight.
2006-07-04 18:45:33 · answer #2 · answered by Kryztal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus. Oprah will eventually give into Tom Cruise's crazy ways and try to take over the world but wont succeed
2006-07-04 18:45:35 · answer #3 · answered by Poetic Jezebel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus would NEVER fight a druggie like Oprah- she carries lbs. of crack on her...
Bluffmike- love the venom AND that LONE STAR, bud!
2006-07-04 18:53:41 · answer #4 · answered by GAYLON J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus, he has mad skills. Yeah, Jesus, he'd do the bread and fish thing and Oprah would go crazy eating it all and explode.
2006-07-04 18:45:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why wud Jesus and Oprah fight anyways??
2006-07-04 18:51:14 · answer #6 · answered by czar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick Oprah so hard she would think she was having a crack flashback and then would have Jesus begging him for salvation.
2006-07-04 18:47:09 · answer #7 · answered by Hillbillies are... 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oprah when she fat, and Jesus.. depending on whether he tried to win, or he was there because God sent him to lose.
2006-07-04 18:45:41 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus.
2006-07-04 18:46:24 · answer #9 · answered by Nicholais S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lets see, Jesus was a stone cutter who walked all over Palestine
Ophra , on the other hand, is a fat coke whore who makes a living sitting on her dead asss , spouting drivel. Hmmmmmmm
Jesus in the first round, by a knockout.
2006-07-04 18:47:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋