What do I do when my girlfriend farts in my face and laughs at me about it?Should I still stay with her and forgive her?should I have faith in her that she'll never do it again or will she treat me like a door Matt and do it over and over again?
2006-07-04 18:00:52 · 41 answers · asked by Matty G 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Oh my god..you sooo like being farted on and you know it!
2006-07-04 18:14:36 · answer #1 · answered by euphoriarevelation 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha! I'm sorry but this is so funny! I am 31 and have been married for 15 years. I remember how horrified I was when I first farted in front of my man! I thought I would die! Fast forward many years and now I am farting on him just for laughs! It's not just me though....he will let one rip in bed and then hold my head under the covers so I can't get out! Farting is nature. Some people think it's gross...others think it's funny. Just loosen up. If passing gas in your face is the most horrible thing she ever does to you then you are a lucky, lucky man. :)
2006-07-04 18:04:28 · answer #2 · answered by silent.peace 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband is guilty of farting and thinking it's funny. He knows that I'm not amused and that if he insists on repeating this offense, he can at least have the decency to keep it to himself. When we're in bed, I tuck the covers down under him so that the odor will not rise to me. If we're in the car, he opens his window so the scent will not drift to my side of the vehicle. Unfortunately, my two kids think it's funny too. My daughter is starting to understand that a boy wouldn't like it if she farted in front of him or his friends. It's just not 'ladylike'. My son has finally realized that the bathroom or a private area is a much better place to release his gas. A serious sit-down with your girlfriend about how you feel is the only way to make her realize that although you have a good sense of humor, farting is just not funny to you, it's offensive.
2006-07-04 18:14:27 · answer #3 · answered by deedavisisland 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know, there are situation when this type of thing just happens. I would think you would be glad to have a girl who would laugh it off and make a joke of it rather than get upset and put her clothes back on in embarassment. If she does it again and you think it is on purpose and you don't like it, ask her to stop. Does she break up with you because of your rude manners? Don't tell me, you don't fart or talk with your mouth full or pick your nose or something - give her a break.
Peace!
2006-07-04 18:06:01 · answer #4 · answered by carole 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh gosh, I know a couple that have matches with each other (LOL). I'd suggest that you take a deep clean breath and tell her straight off in neutral setting away from the bedroom and say something like you want her to stop doing that. You'll need to back up your statement with a penalty ... meaning that if she does it again you get up and leave the room and don't go back for awhile. Hope you can soon enjoy a breath of fresh air!
2006-07-04 18:07:52 · answer #5 · answered by sakura4eternity 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Come on, it just a little fun. For heaven sake farting is a human nature. Thing of it this way, she did not do it and then look at you will that weird look as thou you did it. Otherwise I believe there is more to this farting business than meets the eye in this relationship. I suggest before you leave her you take time to evaluate the whole relationship.
2006-07-04 18:03:30 · answer #6 · answered by ngina 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you kidding? Thats awsome (def. not hot lol) but hilarious, If shes good looking you got a keeper there man. If shes cool enough to do somthing crazy like that, then shes just an awsome free spirited girl.
Lucky man right there.
I've been with my GF for 5 years and we screw around like that all the time. Some times i wake up early before my alarm clock and then sit on her face while she sleeps then wake her up just before I fart. muahaha its gross, sure. BUT HILARIOUS. lol I love driving in the car, locking the windows and then letting off a fart. Muhahahhaa. oh god Lifes good...
Remember a couple who Farts together stays together. Plus its one of the few competitions we have where she can actually match me. lol
2006-07-04 18:03:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you don't tell her about how you feel, she'll just continue to do it, because she thinks it's funny and not hurting anyone. Not realizing that it's an issue of great concern to you. Which, I mean it is of great concern to you, otherwise you wouldn't of told everyone here about it.
So, sit down and have serious talk about it with her. If she really cares about you, she'll stop it.
It's one thing to pull a yuk (dirty little prank) on your soul mate (or potential sole mate) every now and then, but not to the point where that soul mate's feelings are constantly and/or deeply hurt.
Talk to her.
2006-07-04 18:11:29 · answer #8 · answered by Microsoft Bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty gross. Its one thing when a guy farts, but it is just wrong when a girl does. I would show disgust about the incident, but it may actually be a good sign; she must be really comfortable around you. I would move on seeing it as a good thing, but pray that it never happens again!
2006-07-04 18:04:31 · answer #9 · answered by Honda R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Break the ice, and fart in her face see her reaction and what ever she gives u, next time she farts give it back to her. Lol, or just laugh with her. Or just say "Thats So nasty" and give her a tickle attack[2 play it off]
2006-07-04 18:04:28 · answer #10 · answered by blueice_gurl14 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is nasty and it should not be happening at all. That means that she dont respect you and that is not right. I'm not saying is not normal to fart because we all do but in the restroom or in private but in your face why did you let her the first time?
2006-07-04 18:05:34 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋