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i want my ferret to attack people but not me

2006-07-04 17:10:41 · 11 answers · asked by nina.goodger 1 in Pets Other - Pets

11 answers

You've been watching too much "Kindergarten Cop."

2006-07-04 17:13:04 · answer #1 · answered by Brian 3 · 0 0

You do realize that animals that attack people are killed, don't you? If you really want to get rid of the ferret, put an ad in the paper and sell it.

2006-07-05 00:15:00 · answer #2 · answered by triviatm 6 · 0 0

If you have he sent of the person you want the ferret to attack..i think it would be quite possible. play rough with the ferret and the item that is from the person you want it to attack...and over time I would think that when it smelles that scent...it will think to play rough...and possibly attack...lol...hope this helps...not that I want your ferret hurting anyone...

2006-07-05 02:06:42 · answer #3 · answered by erin_red2004 1 · 0 0

Find a way to convince your ferret that people are evil and must be eliminated as a species, and that he is the primary instigator of this annihalation. Also find a way to convince your ferret that you aren't "people" but are part of his killer squad.

Probably not in that order though....

2006-07-05 00:56:59 · answer #4 · answered by Damaila 2 · 0 0

put your ferret up for adoption at a ferret adoption place. You have no need to have a ferret.

2006-07-09 02:23:11 · answer #5 · answered by MissT 3 · 1 0

I think you could, but only if it is a young ferret and it thinks that you are its Mom/Dad

2006-07-05 00:45:06 · answer #6 · answered by Kila 2 · 0 0

I think it's against the law to train an animal to attack someone else. You could probably go to jail if that ever happened.

2006-07-05 00:13:16 · answer #7 · answered by Danielle G 1 · 0 0

I dunno if you wanna do that. sure it would be funny as all hell, but there was some crazy cat in connecticut that would jump out of bushes and attack people. Someone sued and the cat almost got put down, thankfully some peta like group came in and had the sentence changed to it just being under house arrest.

People are idiots these days, be careful.

2006-07-05 00:41:03 · answer #8 · answered by dapperflapper 3 · 0 1

why would you want your animal to do that to someone. if it attacks someone they could charge you with it and you could be looking at a lot of trouble for you and your pet.

2006-07-05 00:29:22 · answer #9 · answered by tiffani h 3 · 0 0

That'd be simply AMAZING! I love ferret's...stinky a.s.s and running sideways and all that jazz

2006-07-05 00:14:12 · answer #10 · answered by gypsy 3 · 0 1

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