2006-07-04 17:06:46 · 18 answers · asked by joe c 2 in Beauty & Style ➔ Other - Beauty & Style
you shove you index finger up your anus and then push out. once you have done this the pressure will build up and then remove your finger. if your fart feels wet like you messed yourself then you have just "sharted" thats where you fart and bits of feces is released as well. i hope that you accomplish your goal at having a successful gas ex spell tonight. and if you do then shout it out to the world. hope it goes well. you loser fag mcdongbutt
2006-07-04 17:13:35 · answer #1 · answered by ipeemountiandew 2 · 4⤊ 4⤋
Eat a lot of Big Mac's from MacDonalds and a lot of Coke, it will give you some explosive effect down at the bottom.
Oh yes, one more thing which is very imp. Never hold your farts in as it travels up your spine into your mind and that's where shitty ideas come from.
Have Fun Farting Around...:)
2006-07-05 00:16:21 · answer #2 · answered by ME BAD 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You eat a bunch of stuff the contains fat or grease. Maybe even a lot of carbonation. When it starts brewing in your gut watch out, you need to have some control as to not SHART instead of FART.
2006-07-05 00:12:33 · answer #3 · answered by nitramgm2001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same way that you have a bowel movement. Farting IS a bowel movement, but it's one that only expels air (mainly methane). When you smell it, you're actually smelling airborne fecal molecules ... that's little tiny pieces of poop landing on your olfactory (sp?) glands in your nose. Pleasant thought, isn't it?
2006-07-05 00:24:52 · answer #4 · answered by Me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the following foods trigger it:
cabbage, baked beans, excessive cheese, dried apricots,broccoli, cauliflower and excessive macadamia nuts
2006-07-05 01:57:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's gross.and all these ppl gave u wrong answers they need to go to school.wait i don't think they teach that in schools.lol
2006-07-05 00:24:02 · answer #6 · answered by So American 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it requires a great deal of concentration
2006-07-05 00:17:51 · answer #7 · answered by zitro_divad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
usually very loudly
2006-07-05 17:56:50 · answer #8 · answered by dishwasher67 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you just feel the bubble and let it loose!!!
2006-07-05 00:09:12 · answer #9 · answered by Pro-Dancer 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
through my ears .what about you
2006-07-05 00:10:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋