Everyone does it, but have you ever farted in front of someone, or at a place you reaaaaally wish you didn't? Share you're stories!
2006-07-04 16:17:34 · 13 answers · asked by Olalalala 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
night before was out and had corn beef and cabbage, pickled eggs, beer and white castles.
got called into a meeting at work on my day off. I am setting in the room before it started and I had one RIP (echoed off the walls) someone went and got air freshner and sprayed it around the room.
Boss walks in and takes a sniff and asks very nicely. Who **** a christmas tree. The room dies laughing and I almost cry of embrassment
2006-07-04 16:24:22 · answer #1 · answered by ML 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-11-05 21:44:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahaha i was at my friend's house not too long ago (maybe a month or two?) and we were all like, sitting on the floor in a circle and I got up to get a drink and i farted, and then i was running away trying to pretend nothing happened but each time i took a step i farted again! it was so embarassing and all my friends were there!
my friends sometimes like to remind me of it some times.
luckily it didnt smell
but it was the most embarassing moment of my life.
2006-07-04 16:21:58 · answer #3 · answered by -->JiLL<-- 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only thing I can remember was after having one of the kids I got a virus. I went to fart and had to run to the bathroom. Almost poohed in my pants........ Never farted in front of anyone. I do good on the holding it in....haha
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2006-07-04 16:23:13 · answer #4 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The other day I woke up in the middle of the night and farted so loud my bedroom echoed. LOL It felt good getting it out.
2006-07-04 16:23:13 · answer #5 · answered by Lacey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was lighting my farts on night with friends when this girl I really liked came over to the house we were messing around at. She saw me bent over, lighter held to my butt when I farted a blue flame. She never talked to me again.
2006-07-04 16:22:09 · answer #6 · answered by Pauly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was driving down the road sneezing real bad then it happen...it came out both ways at the same time (might as well have blown out my brains) next thing I hear is crunch. I ran into a stop sign and recked my car. :-(
2006-07-04 22:32:14 · answer #7 · answered by ~p♥kes~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In gym class, in front of everyone. Enough said. XD
2006-07-04 17:34:54 · answer #8 · answered by Make It Stop 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes at work i coughed and i farted at the same time but my fart was louder and my boss was standing next me!! not only did i fart but it was a stink bomb
2006-07-04 16:27:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea, one time i was at a friends house and we were laughing about something we were laughing SO hard that i started farting, i couldn't hold it in and i peed my pants, it was soooo soooo soooo embarrassing!
2006-07-04 16:35:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋