I'm serious.
2006-07-04 15:59:12 · 20 answers · asked by Gorilla Hands 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
I was being a bit modest. My skills are almost god-like, when i hit certain notes you can't even hear them because they're like hearing the voice of god and it would make your ear drums explode.
2006-07-04 16:08:41 · update #1
Please don't doubt my abilities George G. I've given women (and some men) orgasms from my solos and I've played in bands before but i had to quit due to jealousy issues and i've chosen not to be famous because i wouldn't be able to handle the fame.
2006-07-04 16:14:13 · update #2
The Lord gave you a special gift. You need to use it to glorify Him.
2006-07-04 16:02:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think God put you here to rock the planet Earth. Too bad you can't handle the fame, I think the world needs more people with mind blowing musical skills like yourself.
By the way, I've got awesome guitar skills myself, I can actually play guitar while eating crisps.
2006-07-05 00:39:27 · answer #2 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just got off some jam session or something similar?
If you´re that great, good for you.
If your talent is so incredible, then keep improving
until you reach the moon.
Gorilla Hands?
I won't go there!
Happy jamming!
2006-07-04 23:06:28 · answer #3 · answered by vim 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you were cursed with John Kerry looks... and the body of Meatloaf... and the 2" package of Howard Stern.
2006-07-04 23:04:35 · answer #4 · answered by DarthFangNutts 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's something to do with your gorilla hands I'm assuming. That way, you can mash all the frets at once and at least one of the notes will be right!!! Great technique!!! j/k
2006-07-04 23:03:50 · answer #5 · answered by Ian M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're Jimmy Page's son? Jimi Hendrix's ? Santana? Van Halen?
Hey, I'm old ...what do I know?
You're just convinced, I guess
2006-07-04 23:12:09 · answer #6 · answered by Merry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
conceited, much?
But seriously, some people are just blessed with great musical talents. Use them, practice, get even better, and well, make some money off it!
2006-07-04 23:02:31 · answer #7 · answered by -->JiLL<-- 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too bad you're not humble at all.
Let's see you put out an album & hit it big, if you sh*t gold. Bet you can't, big mouth.
2006-07-04 23:09:20 · answer #8 · answered by george g 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is a test from God, to see if you can practice modesty.
2006-07-05 03:05:31 · answer #9 · answered by Triple M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So you could rock the world!
2006-07-04 23:05:31 · answer #10 · answered by zummersweet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋