Why does everyone assume this is a racist question?
2006-07-04 15:07:45 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football ➔ FIFA World Cup (TM)
Well it depends on how big or what kind of light bulb there screwing in.
It breaks down kinda like this...
1 to pay for the light bulb
1 to drive to the hardware store
1 to open the car door
1 to walk into the store
1 to grab the bulb off the shelf and give it to the guy
1 to carry it to the register
1 to scan the bulb for the price
1 to bag the bulb
1 to carry the bag out to the curb
1 to wave down a taxi
1 to open the taxi door
1 to pay for the taxi toll
1 to drive the taxi
1 to open the taxi door... again
1 to open the building door
1 to walk the bulb to the light socket
1 to start putting the bulb in
1 to stop him and tell him that they need wine and cheese
1 to make the phone call to get the wine and cheese
1 to deliever the wine and cheese
1 to film the occasion
1 to cut the cheese
1 to open the wine bottle
1 to pour the wine
1 to hand out the wine and cheese
1 to tell the man to put the light bulb in
1 to get the ladder
1 to set up the ladder
1 to hold the ladder
1 to climb the ladder
1 to hand the bulb to the man on the ladder
1 to take the old bulb out
1 to screw the new one in
1 to applaud to the man putting in the light bulb
1 to turn the light switch back on
1 to clean up the mess
2006-07-04 15:21:42 · answer #1 · answered by sickllama7 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
3 one to hold the bulb and 2 to turn the ladder
2006-07-04 15:11:34 · answer #2 · answered by whirlwind_123 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three. One to screw in the lightbulb, and two more to laugh at the silly Americans with their silly LEDs and fluorescent tubes.
2006-07-04 15:13:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is a racist question, that has nothing to do with the soccer action.
2006-07-04 15:11:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It takes 10. I don't know why, it just does. Plus Im French, and I didnt think it was rascist.
2006-07-04 15:09:20 · answer #5 · answered by flournoi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably none. Their wives have to do it!
Kinda like men changing the roll of toilet paper, it's never been done!
2006-07-04 15:11:22 · answer #6 · answered by Sephra 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What> Brazil's defeat burned your brains out?
2006-07-04 15:15:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We're playing them tomorrow, I hope PORTUGAL wins. But I still think it's a stupid question.
2006-07-04 15:27:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It takes tree
2006-07-04 15:13:42 · answer #9 · answered by mats13jmac24 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they have to get a foreigner to do it because if any frenchman extended his arms to the roof the stench would be unbearable.
2006-07-04 15:25:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋