I just got back from the hospital because I hurt my ankel.It was slit open pretty deep that the doctor could stick his hole finger in it.Puke!I had to get two stitches on the inside and seven on the outside.I have it wrapped up and it hurts real bad.Can someone cheer me up?
2006-07-04 14:20:13 · 22 answers · asked by ♥Misspretty♥ 2 in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ Injuries
Being 13 made it hard for me to deal with the needles.
2006-07-04 14:28:01 · update #1
I was really embarrassed when I cried for no reason.
2006-07-04 14:29:18 · update #2
Here's a joke.
A guy walks up to a pirate and says, "Hey, you know you got a steering wheel in your pants?"
The pirate says "Arrrrrr, it's drivin' me nuts!!"
Get it????
Hehehe. **hugs** hope you get well soon.
2006-07-04 14:24:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
aww it is ok just go to your happy place if you have one if you don't heres a joke
Belligerent Panda
A Panda Bear walks into a café and orders a sandwich and a drink. After he is finished eating, the waiter comes over to bring him the check. When the waiter arrives at the table, he just starts to ask 'Would you like any des...' Then the Panda Bear reaches into his fur, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. The Panda Bear then wipes off his chin with his napkin, gets up, and starts to walk out. Just as he is about to go through the door, the manager grabs him. 'Wait a minute!' he yells, 'You just killed my best waiter! Besides that, you didn't even pay for your sandwich!'
The Panda Bear grasps the manager by the throat, jacks him up, and growls, 'Hey man! I'm a PANDA! Do you know what that means? Why don't you look it up!'
At this the Panda walks out the door and ambles down the street. The manager, shaken, returns to his office and consults a dictionary. He reads:
'panda - a large mammal of the Asian mountain forests related to raccoons and true bears and characterized by bold black and white markings. Eats shoots and leaves.'
Heres another this is FUNNY!!!
Little Angel
One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the biggest blue eyes.
She was dressed as an Angel, and was just delightful. The woman said, "what are you supposed to say sweetheart?"
The little girl looks up at the woman and says "Twick or Tweat!"
The woman thinks this is just adorable, and she calls her husband to come to the door. The woman say to the child, "Go ahead honey say it just one more time."
Once again the little Angel looks up and says, "Twick or Tweat!"
The husband agrees with his wife, this little Angel is just the cutest thing. The woman picks an apple from the Treat Bowl, shines it up with her apron, and drops it into the little girl's Treat Bag.
The little Angel looks in her bag then looks up at the woman and says, "Thanks a lot lady, you just broke my f**king cookies!
hope this helps!! =D
2006-07-04 21:40:32 · answer #2 · answered by Denise 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.
Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."
____________
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing
in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque.
It was covered with names with small American flags mounted
on either side of it, The seven year old had been staring at the
plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the
little boy, and said quietly, "Good morning Alex." "Good morning
Pastor," he replied, still focused on the plaque.
"Pastor, what is this?" he asked the pastor. The pastor said,"Well,
son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in
the service."
Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque.
Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear,
asked, "Which service, the 9:45 or the 11:15?"
2006-07-04 21:28:03 · answer #3 · answered by Martin S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey I might cry too...and I'm not 13 It sounds like you did great! Take some Tylenol or Advil for the pain. Are your parents there with you? If they are tell them how you are feeling and that you could use a hug and some cheering up!
2006-07-04 22:28:01 · answer #4 · answered by Deb T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sucks I know! I got stitces when I was five, broke my arm in 5th grade, AND I just hyperextended my knee while dismounting off of the bars in gymnastics!
There was a boy named Little Jimmy. He was crying while he was digging a hole, his neighbor popped over the fence and asked, "Why are you digging a hole??" Jimmy replied "My fish died." The neighbor replied, "Why is it so big??" Jimmy replied "Because your stupid cat ate him!!"
I hope you feel better real soon!! I am freaked at needles too!!
2006-07-05 21:39:45 · answer #5 · answered by tennislover25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I can cheer you up It could have been a lot worseThe doctor could have been able to put his whole hand in the cut you got.Try elevating your foot and taking some pain meds.If you work it's your chance to use some sick day's.Enjoy...
2006-07-04 21:26:43 · answer #6 · answered by dogdrvr 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi, The doctor calls this man & says " I've got some bad news & some real bad news- what do you want to hear first?" The man says" the bad news"-- Dr. says "the bad news is you only have 48 hours to live"....The man clearly upset ask..."well whats the real bad news?" Dr. says ... "I forgot I was suppose to call you yesterday!"......good luck..
2006-07-05 12:06:22 · answer #7 · answered by Danica Fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good laugh will cheer you right up. Go to this site and you will laugh your head off.
2006-07-04 22:16:38 · answer #8 · answered by # one 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my husband burned the brisket and ribs and we gave it to the dogss now all 3 dogs have gas.For me it's not that funny but someone who is removed the smell might enjoy it.Get better!!!
2006-07-04 21:28:22 · answer #9 · answered by ashlie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did Mother Hubbard say when she opened her cupboard?
Ok...I'll give you a hint...Spell "bread" backwards, without the "f".
Lol....
2006-07-04 21:26:09 · answer #10 · answered by miss_gem_01 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey gurl!!! its me jojo in the house!!! yeah. my mom wont let me call boyz either. but when they leave party over at my crib hell ya!! waz yo number huh and what state do u live in? because i dont think we live in the same state. mabye you can come and visit me (if u dont live in the same state) and we can go to elitches!!! hell ya to hot gurls ruling the part hellz ya!!!
2006-07-06 11:29:08 · answer #11 · answered by sexy_thang_in_da_bed15 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋