2006-07-04 13:05:51 · 12 answers · asked by The Riddler 3 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
if god WERE a penguin, that would explain a lot.....
2006-07-04 13:08:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If god was a penguin he wouldn't be able to make rocks, because as far as I know creating rocks isn't something credited to penguins.
If god was SHAPED like a penguin, and still a god - the answer I get most often from philosophers is 'yes and no at the same time' which they state god is capable of this duality. (ie being able to create the rock too heavy to lift and being able to lift it).
Needless to say I tend to avoid religion and philosophy wherever possible XD
2006-07-04 20:11:49 · answer #2 · answered by Some Geek 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God the Father is the author of all life, God the Son is our redeemer, and God the Holy Spirit, is the source of all human inspiration. God is Love, Love is the expansion of one own or anthers spiritual growth. Your question totally misses the point. Have you not ever seen a sunset, or sunrise? Have you not ever taken a walk in the woods? Please re frame from such stupid questions. You are mind, body, and spirit. I would hope you find your mind, and spirit, sometime before your body dies.
2006-07-04 20:14:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea, it is called the Stanley Cup, no penguin has been able to lift that for years.
2006-07-04 21:51:06 · answer #4 · answered by LORD Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know what God is not a penguin He is our heavenly father. You need to respect him. don't think of him like a penguin because that is very rude to me. God is our dad and he loves us very much so don't ever think of him like a penguin ok.
God bless you
have a great day
and remember that Jesus loves you and that he died for you ok.
2006-07-04 20:10:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats just like the question of Can God create a stone so heavy that he cannot lift it?
2006-07-04 20:07:01 · answer #6 · answered by silverblack12345 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If God were a penguin, He wouldn't be God!
But, either way, this question is illogical (and I hope that it's a joke!) because it pits God's omnipotence against God's omnipotence!
2006-07-04 23:27:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris can create a rock so heavy that even he can't lift it. And then he lifts it anyways, just to show you who the f#ck Chuck Norris is.
2006-07-04 20:12:39 · answer #8 · answered by C B 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes he could make stone so big he couldnt lift... but why would he??
2006-07-04 20:09:06 · answer #9 · answered by dahc321_321 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
o-Ow...dont put GOD into test thats is surely bad
2006-07-04 20:58:11 · answer #10 · answered by jen h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋