2006-07-04 12:46:06 · 12 answers · asked by ceo1callaway 1 in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
You died.
2006-07-04 12:49:00 · answer #1 · answered by thematrixhazu36 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when you know that the press is gonna be there to interview you about a dead crocodile,
which died because of bureaucracy
and you don't want give a statement
that would implicate your bosses
like i am doing today
2006-07-04 19:52:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually being sick. Smiddy doesn't recommend skyving - people always know and it's not good to develop that kind of rep.
2006-07-04 19:49:51 · answer #3 · answered by Smiddy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you looking for a good excuse to use? If you're a woman, any reference to menstrual pain.
2006-07-04 19:49:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your sick, death in the family...Or you could just stop being lazy and go to work like everyone else.
2006-07-04 19:49:26 · answer #5 · answered by adam s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are projectile vomiting infectious bloody vomit. Anything, less, take an aspirin, and go in.
2006-07-04 19:51:43 · answer #6 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when u get lucky the night before
2006-07-04 19:49:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a raccoon bit you when threw out your garbage
2006-07-04 19:50:53 · answer #8 · answered by E 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
death or near death rendering you incapable or unable to fulfill your simplest responsiblity and courtesy.
2006-07-04 19:50:08 · answer #9 · answered by selfmanagement808 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you either died or were in the hospital
2006-07-05 20:24:11 · answer #10 · answered by puzzlefanatic2002 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bloody dieareah. no one will ask any questions.
2006-07-04 19:50:01 · answer #11 · answered by whitetrashwithmoney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋