why u men smell when u wake up?men=apes?

Question

their bodys

Answer 1

are you talking about their nut sack smelling musty or something ??? be a little more specific so i can elaborate on it more . lmao @ the person after me

Well honestly i think its the man you're sleeping with i never had a man that smell unless he smells like natural juices (sex) after having it with me.< -------- and i love the smell of that

Answer 2

We men smell when we wake up in the morning because all through the night our sweat glands are working overtime compensating for the body heat provided by you women. We sweat more in our groins and armpits throughout the night because we are not moving as often as we would while we are awake, allowing the sweat to pool up in areas normally allowed to breathe. Might I add you women aren't very fresh smelling in the mornings either. It is the only time your mouths are shut long enough to allow plaque build up. Your groing area sweats just like a mans. The female body has a different odor in the mornings as well. You think smell better during the day because you have doused yourself in perfumes, oils and body sprays. Lay off that crap for a week and only use deoderant. See how you smel in the morning. If "Man = Ape" then my question to be answered is "woman = ?"

Answer 3

most males scents smell like odors if they're masculine, same goes for females if they're feminine the scent they give off milder almost like perfume compared to men.Assuming they take care of their bodies. some males are feminine due to lack of testosterone and smell like females. Same with females that lack estrogen and have facial,chest hair,etc. they tend to smell similar to men. Waking up and giving bad breath thats due to bacteria in the mouth thats been sitting there overnight from the previous meal not washing prior to bed.

Answer 4

We don't have tails.

We walk upright on our hind legs.

Our brains are significantly bigger than chimps or gorillas.

We exhibit a 12-month-long continuous mating season.

But we're still apes. Both of us --men and women. That smell means we wake up wanting you! It's a friendly fragrance.

Answer 5

I dated a girl who smelled like buffalo-a$$ when she woke up. I broke up with her right away, after sleeping with her a few more times.

Answer 6

I suppose you smell like roses when you wake up?

Answer 7

Your Mamma said to tell you not to be asking for those stupid Yo Momma jokes.

She says it makes you look and sound stupid when you write or talk.

Says it will rot your little pea brain and make you sound like ignorant White trash.

Answer 8

And you're perfect?

Maybe you need to find men who actually take care of themselves.

(I'm saying it's a reflection on you dear.)

Answer 9

Perhaps your nose has caught a wiff of your upper lip.

Answer 10

the same reason your pussy stinks in the morning