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2006-07-04 12:10:20 · 67 answers · asked by Leah D 1 in Entertainment & Music Movies

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Gymkata - absolutely insults the intelligence. In a nutshell, it's about a secret new style of Karate that is based on gymnastics. The only trouble is, in order to use it you must only fight near a pommel horse or parallel bars. (Woof!)

2006-07-17 11:21:38 · answer #1 · answered by exnavykds 4 · 0 1

I'm usually a good judge on whether a film is good or bad from its preview, well bad for my taste in films. So, anyway, I have rarely seen any movie that I thought was rubbish, based on my opinion of the previews.

However, I have slipped up a few times, no one is perfect, and the worst film I've seen is Amercian Dreamz with Hugh Grant, and Mandy Moore, it's about a show like Pop Idol/American Idol. The reason why I hate it is this; there isn't ONE likeable character in the whole film, apart from the Arab guy who is actually sweet and a bit naive, but Mandy Moore is an absolute b*tch, determined to do anything to get fame, even sleep with the judge, and Hugh Grant was just as awful. EVERYONE was awful, apart from the Arab dude.

2006-07-04 12:23:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Wow, this is such a hard question to answer. So many movies suck on so many different levels.

"The Master of Disguise" is one I loathe. Nothing in this movie is good. It's not even funny in little places. I can't imagine who said this was a good script to shoot. Dana Carvey hasn't worked since this came out.

"The Beast of Yucca Flats" is another stupid waste of film. Coleman Francis directed a movie here, which when he was finished, realized it was so incomprehensible, he added sporadic narration himself. Too bad the narration doesn't match up to the "action" on screen. I say "action", but it's really just Tor Johnson stumbling around the desert, with oatmeal on his face.

"Doom" was ridiculously bad. I'm so glad I waited to buy this when it was previously viewed, for $4.00. I still wanted half of the money back.

"Invasion of the Star Creatures" stupidly acted, stupidly written. You wont believe how bad, but not like "Plan 9" bad. How bad? The lead female aliens are named "Dr. Poona" and "Dr. Tanga".

"Malibu Beach Vampires" a student film apparenly, shot on video and featuring some the most unattractive women in California, shimmying on the beach. There's a plot about vampires taking over city government, but mostly, it's unwatchable.

"Mad Monster", an old B&W snooze-fest about a guy who wants to make a man into a wolf. Why these geniuses always pick the largest, most uncontrollable guy to do this to, is anyone's guess.

"The Wild World of Batwoman", starring nobody and directed by nobody's husband, tells us the thrilling tale of hordes of young girls running around as super heros, except, when they see crime, they do absolutely nothing to stop it, A nuclear powered hearing aid is stolen and there's a lot of dancing.

"They Saved Hitler's Brain" Do I need a reason? An old Mexican movie about spies and intrigue was sold to some hacks in LA they filmed some different sequences to fill in gaps and viola! They have this stupid mess. Actually, Hitler's whole head has been preserved in a clear glass jar. With no air, no tubes, no fluids, he blinks, smiles, talks, as he would normally.

Thats enough for now.

2006-07-18 10:19:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ghost. Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore in the same film. It's sappy and it's crap. What I hate about it most is the accolades morons give it. Whoopi Goldberg won an Oscar for playing a role any actress could have pulled off. The dark boogeymen who come out to take away the "bad" people when they die is a childish touch. Did I mention Patrick Swayze?

2006-07-17 08:42:02 · answer #4 · answered by ulbud k 3 · 0 0

I totally despise the movie Bamboozled. That movie should have never been made, Spike Lee should have left that degrading and offensive movie in the garbage can. It's one of the most horrible films ever made. It's his worst as well.

2006-07-04 12:14:38 · answer #5 · answered by pumpk713 5 · 0 0

Charlie's Angels Full Throttle. It makes no sense. If someone is ready to shoot you, Why do you proceed to jump up in the air and do flips giving you absolutely no defense and allowing your attacker to shoot you and your two other friends and make you fall of the roof, Then still be alive at the bottom? I absolutely hate that movie.I watched it just because I like Shia Lebouf, who was only in about 15 minutes of the movie. I found myself doing a lot of fast forwarding to get the movie over faster.

2006-07-16 22:12:22 · answer #6 · answered by naphythespiffyone 3 · 0 0

I dont no whether i despise it but do you ever remember that film called 'Wrong Turn'. No. Im not surprised. It was truly awfull. It was one of those teen horror flicks, except it was without any remote horror. At one point of of the main characters was shot almost point blank in the leg with a SHOTGUN. However somehow he ran around for about 20 mins hardly noticing the major wound !?!? At one point his love interest (yawn) asks him, and i quote:

"Hows the Leg"!!!!?!?!?

Now if it was myself she had asked i would have given, well lets just say my answer wouldnt have been too polite. However the bloke seems to say

"It hurts"!?

IT HURTS!!!!!!!!!! For gods sake man you have been shot in the leg with a shotgun?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? IT HURTS ?? More like *************************************.

I dont despise this movie but its not the best.

2006-07-04 12:20:00 · answer #7 · answered by wtfnmy22 3 · 0 0

I haven't seen it but the whole idea I despise - 40 year old virgin - or whatever it is called, generally it seems to be mocking the idea of someone being a virgin at 40. Also generally it seems to be on the same level of 'entertainment' as White Chicks or Scary Movie.

2006-07-04 12:13:22 · answer #8 · answered by Kasha 7 · 0 0

James Bond! God these story lines have little change in them. There is always hot women and sexy men in the movies. There's an ugly villain sometimes okish... but James Bond needs to save the world and this grates on me. Why can't it be more interesting like Superman or Spiderman... okay i can't really compare.
Now i hear that they are making yet ANOTHER movie of James Bond, how much more of this can i take?!

2006-07-16 11:18:19 · answer #9 · answered by bluestar 4 · 0 0

Absolute Beginners a truely awful film with David Bowie.

2006-07-04 13:42:27 · answer #10 · answered by witty5 2 · 0 0

All the Hollywood remakes of original movies,, ie,, The Ring and The Grudge, japanese versions are awesome, the hollywood versions are purely a cash venture,, The british movie 'The Descent' crucified by 'The Cave' the list is endless.

2006-07-08 13:49:05 · answer #11 · answered by India 55 5 · 0 0

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