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OMFG. my dog just walked out of the kitchen and the toaster was on and their was a sandwich in it and it wound up screwing up my toaster. It is just me and my dog in the house so could he of tried cooking a grilled cheese sandwich in the toaster or are their ghosts in my house?

2006-07-04 11:29:22 · 23 answers · asked by Gangsta Geek 2 in Society & Culture Mythology & Folklore

i was wondering were those porn orders were coming from. thanx. i'm going to have to keep a closer eye on him.

2006-07-04 11:39:38 · update #1

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your dog is amazing! this is fantastic. i believe you and your dog could have your own show on animal planet. the only thing my dog can do is move the couch to the bed in an attempt to get her requisite 21 hours of sleep a day!

2006-07-05 07:31:41 · answer #1 · answered by LongAgo 5 · 2 0

Well, I don't think dogs have the intelligence to make toast, or to know that toast even exists, so I'd have to say it's not the dog. But then again, I can't tell for sure, since i don't have any video proof of what happened. It's probably Either a ghost (highly unlikely), or it's just you.

2006-07-04 18:42:43 · answer #2 · answered by supergigamonkey 2 · 0 0

I don't think so. When he (your dog) called me long distance while ordering pay per view porn from your cable company, he told me he really wasn't a fan of grilled cheese. Now, if it had been a ham sandwich then maybe...

2006-07-04 18:35:04 · answer #3 · answered by m137pay 5 · 0 0

OMFG. Are you really telling us you believe this was a premeditated act on your dogs part. ROFL It may have fallen in in an incredible series of coincidences but on purpose?

2006-07-04 18:34:43 · answer #4 · answered by songbird092962 5 · 0 0

he was trying to make grilled cheese sandwich my dog does it all the time

2006-07-04 23:01:45 · answer #5 · answered by sexy 65 2 · 0 0

lol... my dog stole a 4 pound roast off my kitchen counter (on the cutting board) as i was trying to slice it for dinner. They can be creative.. yours could be a genius... is he getting the munchies?

2006-07-04 18:33:56 · answer #6 · answered by r_me_wyf 3 · 0 0

you and your dog need to stay off of that green stuff and stop smoking all of that weed. what's next your dog is going to make us all some pancakes and send them to us? i'd rather your dog sell me some of that weed he has been smokin instead of makin these sandwiches.

2006-07-05 23:45:43 · answer #7 · answered by A-Town Soulja 4 · 0 0

Be thankful he wasn't making Tootsie Rolls on the carpet.

2006-07-04 18:38:07 · answer #8 · answered by Nerdly Stud 5 · 0 0

Three words: feed your dog. Hmm, don't they sell cheesy Kibbles n Bits?

2006-07-04 18:32:54 · answer #9 · answered by Cookie777 6 · 0 0

Swear to God...I had a cat that would ask to go outside.
"I wanna go out".....I thought I was loosing my mind - until my kids also heard it on several occasions.
Bet your dog has watched you do it several times and thought he could try it too........not to hard to train animals to do things.

2006-07-04 20:33:37 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

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