Little Stories?

Question

Does anyone else know any stories like Deeper Jhonny Deeper.

If you don't know Deeper Jhonny Deeper it's like this:

Once was this little boy named Jhonny.
He loved to Dig.
One day this girl pasted by saying deeper jhonny deeper.
The next day the girl asked him if he wanted to go to her house.
Jhonny agreed to go.
The girl's little sister pasted her sister's room and all she heared was deeper Jhonny deeper.
And from that day on he was Known as deeper jhonny deeper.

Answer 1

OK the new classes were already started when the boy rushed in, his clothes in disarray," Who are you and why are you late?" the teacher asked. the boy answered " I am Jeffery and I've been on top of Blueberry hill" the boy said. "OK have a seat " the teacher said and went back to calling the roll. A few minutes later another boy came running in just as disheveled as the first boy . "Who are you and why are you late?" asked the teacher. "Oh I'm Johnny and Ive been on top of blueberry hill"OK have a seat over there she said. Next a girl came running in, The teacher said Oh My who are you little girl, The little girl proudly stated "My name is Blueberry Hill"............lol..

Answer 2

A little duck walks into a dog food store asks the dog,
"Do you have duck food?"
The dog says, "No"
Little duck walks out.
Little duck comes in again the next day and asks the dog,
"Do you have duck food?"
The dog says, "No, but if you come in here again and ask for duck food, I'll nail your feet to the floor."
Little duck walks out.
Next day, Little duck comes in and asks the dog,
"Do you have nails?"
The dog says, "No."
"Do you have duck food?"