what would you do if they served alcohal at your work?

Question

1. its an incentive to show up
2. it reduces stress
3. it leads to more honest communications
4. it reduces complaints about low pay
5. it cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover
6. employees tell mamagement what they think, not what managment wants to hear
7. it helps save on heating costs in the winter
8. it encourages car pooling
9. it increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you dont care
10. it eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work
11. it makes fellow emloyees look better
12. it makes the cafeteria food taste better
13. bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted
14. salary negotiations are a lot more profitable
15. suddenly, burping during a meeting is isnt so embarrassing
16. employees work later since theres no longer a need to relax at the bar
17. it makes everyne more open with their ideas
18. everyone agrees the work is of better quality after theyve had a couple of drinks

Answer 1

19. People sit around and think up stupid things to post on the internet

Answer 2

Hmmm, I am self employed and work at home. I have been know to have a shot or two when the day really sucks ***.

Answer 3

Great Idea! Only we'd all have to pi$$ more.

Answer 4

ha ha

Answer 5

I would probably show up more

Answer 6

check out www.moderndrunkard.com

Answer 7

BOTTOMS UP!!!!