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The people on this planet are freaking me out! I need to get off. Maybe I'll try Jupiter. I've heard nothing but good things about that planet.

2006-07-04 10:10:53 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

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I don't know if you mean that as a joke, or as suicide.
Could I sugest you get HELP!

2006-07-04 10:12:24 · answer #1 · answered by JB 3 · 0 1

Hey what do you want a boring world where nothing ever happens except for the constant pull of gravity like Jupiter. The Chinese symbol for kaos is also the symbol for opportunity. Participate with joy in the sorrow of the world.
There was a little girl who stood on a beach after a great storm the beach was covered in dying star fish and she was throwing them back one at a time. A man went up to her and said little girl do you think your going to make a difference. As she threw one back she said I did for that one. Don't get off the ride. Put your hands up and start throwing star fish and your world will get better

2006-07-04 17:20:37 · answer #2 · answered by Rich 5 · 0 0

This planet is ****** up, you don't really need much reasoning to hate it... but suicide is not the answer, if that's what your trying to say.
Seriously, your leaving the ones you love behind and they'll feel so horrible that you died and they're still alive without you.

2006-07-04 17:14:42 · answer #3 · answered by 5 · 0 0

Go to NY. Maybe that old stage show is still running, "Stop the world, I want to get off" You might get some ideas.

2006-07-04 17:15:46 · answer #4 · answered by ed 7 · 0 0

I've heard that Mercury is pretty hot!

If you're looking to cool off then Pluto is for you.

I'd stay away from Uranus though. Too many Klingons.

2006-07-04 17:14:33 · answer #5 · answered by The Good Humor Man 6 · 0 0

try venus if ur st8 or mars for more "manly" adventures around the asteroid belts. Avoid the other others. Good luck...text me at earth2222 and tell me all about it.

2006-07-04 17:17:00 · answer #6 · answered by savio 4 · 0 0

If you are really serious about getting off, I will help the driver press on the brake pedal.

2006-07-04 20:32:29 · answer #7 · answered by pistola 4 · 0 0

Jupiter is made up of gasses and they don't think there is any surface,

2006-07-04 17:13:12 · answer #8 · answered by acdc 1 · 0 0

Good luck. Let me know how that works out for ya.

2006-07-04 17:13:33 · answer #9 · answered by *karasi* 5 · 0 0

Why don't you try to get abducted by aliens? I'm sure you'll enjoy the anal probe. ;)

2006-07-04 17:14:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lmfao.
what's wrong with this planet?

2006-07-04 17:12:28 · answer #11 · answered by ♥Jessica 3 · 0 0

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