Favorite line from Monty Python and the Holy Grail??

Question

Mine is:
"I am french...why do you think have this OUTRAAAAGEOUS accent.?" "Now go away or i shall taunt you a second time!"

favorite scene!
ARTHUR: Whoa there!
SOLDIER: Halt! Who goes there?
ARTHUR: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of all Britons, defeator of the Saxons, sovereign of all England!

Pause.

SOLDIER: Get away!
ARTHUR: I am... And this my trusty servant, Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join our court at Camelot.. I must speak with your lord and master.
SOLDIER: What? Ridden on a horse?
ARTHUR: Yes!
SOLDIER: You're using coconuts!
ARTHUR: ...What?
SOLDIER:
You've got two empty halves of coconuts and you're banging them together.
ARTHUR: (Scornfully) So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercea.
SOLDIER: Where did you get the coconuts?
ARTHUR: Through ... We found them.
SOLDIER: Found them? In Mercea. The coconut's tropical!
ARTHUR: What do you mean?
SOLDIER: Well, this is a temperate zone.

ARTHUR:The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or the plover seek warmer hot lands in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.
SOLDIER: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
ARTHUR: Not at all. They could be carried.
SOLDIER: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
ARTHUR: Why not?
SOLDIER: I'll tell you why not ... because a swallow is about eight inches long and weighs five ounces, and you'd be lucky to find a coconut under a pound.
ARTHUR: It could grip it by the husk ...
SOLDIER: It's not a question of where he grips it, It's a simple matter of weight - ratios ... A five-ounce bird could not hold a a one pound coconut.
ARTHUR: Well, it doesn't matter. Go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here.
SOLDIER: Look! To maintain Velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings four hundred and ninety three times every second. right?
and so on and so on....HA HA!! i love that scene!

Answer 1

Way too many for me to pick only one.....so i shall run away.....run away.....run away.....

Answer 2

Everything from the bridge scene...

The Knight protests that "'tis but a scratch" and resumes the attack. In turn, the Knight loses his other arm and his sword. With a cry of, "It's just a flesh wound", he goes into battle kicking, yelling "Have at you!" He loses one leg to Arthur's sword, but insists on letting the fight continue. Arthur, completely fed up by this point and remarking, "What are you going to do, bleed on me?", finally hacks off the Knight's remaining leg.

Realizing his inability to fight without limbs, the Black Knight finally relents, declaring, "Alright, we'll call it a draw.". Arthur and Patsy resume their journey, while the Knight fumes impotently at them. "Oh, I see, running away, eh?! You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's comin' to ya! I'll bite your legs off!"

Answer 3

King Arthur: Old woman.
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".
King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
King Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
King Arthur: Well I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.
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King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
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Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
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Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
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Dennis: Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
King Arthur: Bloody peasant!
Dennis: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

i know its rather long, but its too funny, i just couldnt cut it shorter

Answer 4

French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Answer 5

A sparrow can't carry a coconut! Why not? The bird weights 5oz. and the coconut weights 1lb.

Answer 6

The entire "Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch" sermon.

Answer 7

My fav line is when the dude is trying to put the alive guy in the cart full of dead bodies and the guy says, "I feel better!! I feel happy!!! I feel happy!!! I think I'll go for a walk!!"

Answer 8

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Answer 9

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

Answer 10

Their is a penguin on the Tele.

Answer 11

"It's just a fleshwound". said the armless man