I thought I saw him go into the apartment next door (Mr.Smale's apartment), but when I opened the door all I saw there was an old-fashioned laundry mangle...
2006-07-04 09:47:14 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics ➔ Mathematics
TripleM- feel free to think yourself intellectually superior to all the others that answered this question that didn't notice it was under "Math & Science"!
2006-07-05 02:01:43 · update #1
I'm not sure why this question is in mathematics, unless your name is Schrodinger. But in that case there is a physics dept. next door.
Oh, I didn't pay attention to the name. He's still there, you just don't recognize him...
2006-07-04 14:30:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 3⤋
Yes, as soon as the neighbors door opened, your cat leaped out the window where he landed on a shipping truck at which point he freaked out and began to hiss which got the attention of a giant bird who flew in and picked him up and carried him out over the ocean as the cat was clawing and growling and finally caught part of the bird who promptly dropped him on a large fishing boat where he got caught up in a net full of tuna and was dropped into the hull at which point he began eating and eating and eating until he was so full he just fell asleep and didn't care where he was and then the fishing boat came into the dock and the hull was emptied at a fish cannery and then your cat woke up just before he was thrown into the grinder and he jumped on one of the workers who swatted him to the floor where he skidded across the fish guts and other muck landing in the garbage chute and was knocked out cold when he came to, there was some crazy lady putting on her bib and licking her chops like she was ready to eat and your cat knew what that meant for him so he ran down the alley to the street where there stood a pack of wild dogs who chased him down the street through the park into a tunnel that led to the subway taking him back to your neighborhood where he climbed up the fire escape into your window and is now laying on your bed stinking to high heaven really out of breath and recognizing that he is on his last life and you are his caretaker/owner so he is really screwed. REALLY! Go look.....
2006-07-04 11:02:58 · answer #2 · answered by stacy r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry but i haven't maybe you should ask neighbors or put up posters or check at the humane society
2006-07-04 09:51:34 · answer #3 · answered by quikboy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i also face the same thing if u seen mine answer to me quickly
thanx for ur support and pls help me out from this difficulty bcoz i am missing my cat desperately.
2006-07-04 18:22:34 · answer #4 · answered by cas 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um, okay.
Thanks for the easy two points though.
2006-07-04 09:54:03 · answer #5 · answered by Ta2dChik 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he might have gone into another room under your neighbors bed,behind a couch,or yes he could be under yours,hope you find him"SORRY"
2006-07-04 10:31:16 · answer #6 · answered by yvette k 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes....Dr. Evil ttok your cat.He says you can have it back for 1 billion $s
2006-07-04 09:51:13 · answer #7 · answered by h_h_triple 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Meow!!
2006-07-04 11:10:47 · answer #8 · answered by MsMath 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, your cat was there, until you looked. Of course, it wasn't there, too.
2006-07-04 11:57:55 · answer #9 · answered by Mehoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've seen your question about your cat...
2006-07-04 09:50:39 · answer #10 · answered by Sydney 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋