'american' football. guys pumped up on steroids throw a bit of pigskin about. they jump on top of eachother and grope eachother's asses. fat yanks cheer and drink beer.
basketball. bunch of guys throw a ball in a hoop. u touch another guy it is a foul. oooooh such a man's sport. fat yanks drink beer and wish they were tall.
wwe. bunch of actors pumped up on steroids pretend to fight. oh, such excitement. fat yanks cheer and wish they could get steroids.
where's the sport in this? i'm away to stretch my legs and buy some steroids.
2006-07-04 09:32:55 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Baseball
Yeah! Let's watch a soccer game where there's only like 6 total shots on goal the whole game! In the mean time, let's yell racial slurs at the minority players because we're insecure, drunk hooligans. You all make me sick!
2006-07-04 10:34:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
Soccer--bunch of metrosexuals fall over at the slightest touch, get paid millions yet cannot even shoot the ball on a goal the size of a barn door, kiss each other because the remote time they score they hallucinate that they are in a gay bar and a great sport if you like lots of exciting midfield non-action. Oh, and soccer fans are all fit and only drink healthy sports drinks and water?
Anyhoo, Randy Johnson fat?
Ichiro and Thome say you left out the Asians and whites.
A bit of pigskin. I think the ball is just called a pigskin and is never sliced into bits. You must be referring to bacon bits.
The groping is of the cheerleaders' asses. It's called patting a guy on the *** unlike your soccer metros kissing the guy on the cheek.
Throw...no that's baseball. You shoot a basketball through the hoop. How is "you touch another guy it is a foul" different from soccer?
A man's sport...oh, that's hockey (as in ice) and not gayboy soccer.
Who calls Americans Yanks these days? Is it 1940? Anyhoo, Americans are tall...not just wish they were. It's what happens when you actually drink milk and have strong bones unlike you beer-swizzling louts in the Land of Eng.
Actors fight? Are you talking Mickey Rourke?
Wish? Anyone can get steroids.
Where's the sport in soccer? Fun activity to play but to watch at the pro level--zzzzz! Oh and that cricket--oh, yeah, five days and it's a draw. Or the thrilling televised darts and snooker. Those are sports? Rugby I get because at least there is some action...but the rest, hm, shoot me now if I had no satellite dish and was stuck in Europe.
Anyway, enjoy the "football" as you call it. I think I'll rename your sport "metrosexualball." Get back to me when you can revive your so-called beautiful game to the 1970 levels when the object of the game was to score goals not make watching paint dry exciting.
2006-07-05 00:52:23 · answer #2 · answered by fugutastic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, i'm not quite sure what the question is? Maybe you could have provided us with a suggestion as to what a sport really is? If sport isnt competition - physical or non-physical, then what is it? I'd define sport by anything that includes a person or team working towards a goal with skills they have developed through practice. That includes cheerleading, video game olympics, WWE, and all of these debated "sports", although I would consider WWE more of a live show, but you still need to train for it so.. Either way, you dont need to enjoy or appreciate all sports, just find one that is fun to play and chances are you'll enjoy watching it too. If I had to suggest one key component to enjoying a sport it's this: find a team to cheer for, it makes any sport 1000% more enjoyable!
2006-07-04 16:39:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is the most appalling question I've ever seen. I can't believe someone would actually say something so...RACIST! I don't think this is exactly what any of the people at Yahoo had in mind...racist and prejudiced questions insulting a whole country...Have you ever even been to the USA? At least there's a bit of scoring...
2006-07-04 19:43:20 · answer #4 · answered by ousooners4life 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, such hostility, and by your choice of words namely "yanks" you must not be from the states, geez louise, get over it 4 of july is here and um, unless my mind is failing me, and I'm sure it isn't, you guys LOST, so go have a spot of tea bloke, with all due respect!
2006-07-04 16:37:08 · answer #5 · answered by MzzandtheChuchuBees 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely true, though I like BASKETBALL!
Well, Soccer: A bunch of guys kicking a ball around into two nets at either end. You kick someone its a foul. Fat yanks cheer and drink water!!
SOCCER, CRICKET and BASKETBALL are my fav games!!
2006-07-04 16:37:30 · answer #6 · answered by Patrick Mondal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's see you come on over and survive one game with our football players. Steroids are strictly forbidden and watched for in the U.S. Maybe you should get your facts straight before coming in here spouting your ignorance of another nation's people.
2006-07-04 17:12:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let me guess, you watch cricket? or worse rugby? In cricket it takes 5 days for no result, and its a game created by aristocrats. In rugby meatheads tackle eachother 5 times then say 'your turn'. I love baseball and wished they played it in australia rather than cricket.
People like what they like at least they're not killing each other like they do in soccer.
2006-07-05 00:29:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Major League Baseball is the only sport that matters.
2006-07-04 17:05:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u are like so freakin racist, wats ur problem! u probably think all that crap u made up is funny, right? well its not. what? are you in like 2nd grade, cuz that is like 2nd grade humor. "fat yanks"? wat kind of crap is that? so do u think some other sport is better like soccer or maybe u call it football, skinny druggies run around kicking a ball around, fat and crazy brits cheer
2006-07-04 17:16:28 · answer #10 · answered by pinky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋