1 better save that. we'll need it 4 the autopsy
2 some1 call the cleaner were going 2 need a mop
3 wait a minute... if this is his spleen, then what the hell is that?
4 hand me that.. uh.. thing
5 yeah, ive developed this strange spasm in my hand. whoah! there she goes
6 rats, there go the lights again
7 u know, theres big money in kidneys. heck, they guys got 2 of em
8. everbody stand back! i lost my contact lens
9. could you stop that thing from beating? its throwing my concentration off
10. whats this doing here?
11. thats cool! now can you make his legs twitch
12. i wish i hadnt forgotten my glasses
13. well, folks, this will be an experiment for all of us
14. sterile, schmerile. the floors clean right?
15. anyone see where i left that scalpel?
16. okay, now take a picture from this angle. this is truly a freak of nature
17. nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
18. dont worry. i think its sharp enough
19. shes gonna blow! everyone take cover
2006-07-04 09:30:28 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ Injuries
Now what seems to be the problem.
God, am I ever hung over!
Ah, just put a stitch in it, I'm late for my golf game.
Maybe we better get a consult.
What time is it...uh...where's my watch?
He's got who-ana-wot now?
I thought this was the sex change, my bad.
Look at the size of that thing on that guy!!
Wash?? My hands??
2006-07-04 10:01:43 · answer #1 · answered by The Y!ABut 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
I truly have had 3 surgical procedures earlier. maximum circumstances sufferers are thoroughly knocked out so that you cant hear something. maximum surgeons and nurses are somewhat type besides the undeniable fact that. two times, i became no longer thoroughly alert yet i might want to nonetheless hear them and sense the nurse gently rubbing the forehead to calm me. even as one is operating on a affected man or woman, one is in much better concentration degree so any frivolous ideas that would exist earlier the operation, merely disappear even as doing the technique.
2016-10-14 03:05:20 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You left off:
Woops
Oh O
He dosn't need that does he?
2006-07-04 09:37:12 · answer #3 · answered by billybetters2 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are really quite funny, maybe you should stand up!
2006-07-04 09:35:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gr8. I really loved it . This is really as good as it gets.
2006-07-04 11:24:15 · answer #5 · answered by Cerebral Assaassin 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that was hilarious. I needed a good laugh. Thanks!!!
2006-07-04 09:49:39 · answer #6 · answered by real_sweetheart_76 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋