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Any liberal will tell you that it's another attempt by the vast right wing conspiracy to add to the "greenhouse gas" effect! Save the Whales - Don't Eat Those Beans!!!

2006-07-05 06:00:44 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. Boof 6 · 1 2

The Post Turtle

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

Eventually, the topic got around to former Texas Governor George W. Bush and his elevation to the White House.
The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'."

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know, he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the dumb s_h_i_t get down!"

2006-07-04 14:08:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I don't like Bush, but I don't like Pork 'n' Beans either. Tastes like it has something fake in it.

2006-07-04 08:41:52 · answer #3 · answered by ♀♥♂☮Trippy Hippie☮♂♥♀ 6 · 0 0

President Bush doesn't know the secret, only the dog does; and he's not talkin'.

2006-07-04 08:40:24 · answer #4 · answered by thekilierdonut 3 · 0 0

acctually that is very close to the truth.
i am a vegetarian because of ignorant close-minded people like Bush

2006-07-04 08:40:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Thats a silly question.

and no.

The two Bush's are completely different.

2006-07-04 08:39:31 · answer #6 · answered by Midnghtangls 2 · 0 0

If I knew they were even remotely related, you bet I would. Besides, I prefer RANCH STYLE BEANS.

2006-07-06 02:02:02 · answer #7 · answered by KenlKoff 6 · 0 0

I knew he was full of beans...and often is a real porker...But I didn't know he had his own brand!!!

2006-07-04 08:46:13 · answer #8 · answered by abuela Nany 6 · 0 0

This is ridiculous.

2006-07-04 08:39:58 · answer #9 · answered by Appalachian Arbiter 2 · 0 0

That's just retarded.

2006-07-04 08:40:06 · answer #10 · answered by NateTrain 3 · 0 0

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