2006-07-04 07:55:36 · 6 answers · asked by iv 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
Bite my shiny metal a** - Bender Bending Rodriguez
2006-07-04 08:51:24 · answer #1 · answered by azheelshock 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Robot #1: Administer the test.
Robot #2: Which of the following would you most prefer? A: a puppy, B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or C: a large properly formatted data file?
Robot #1: Choose!
Fry: Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way?
Robot #2: No, it is the bad kind of puppy.
Leela: Then we'll go with that data file!
Robot #2: Correct!
Robot #1: The flower would also have been acceptable.
2006-07-04 15:56:18 · answer #2 · answered by cheeseburger24 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Why'd you open your bonghole you smelly hippy? You'd sacrifice a beautiful woman to save a moderately attractive monkey? You've been smoking some bad granola."-Zapp Brannigan
"And I'm his friend Jesus..."-Dr. Zoidberg
"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy, that's funny."-Bender
"Tell my wife 'Hello'."-His Neutralness, President of the Neutral Planet
"Kittens give Morbo gas."-Morbo
Fry: What if the secret ingredient is... people!?
Leela: Oh, there's already a soda like that. Soylent Cola.
Fry: Oh, how is it?
Leela: It varies from person to person.
Bender: I'm very generous. What about that time I gave blood?
Fry: Whose blood?
Bender: Some guy's.
2006-07-08 01:02:29 · answer #3 · answered by omgwtfbbq 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fry-"This is awful, eating scraps, and letting my waste drop wherever it falls, like an animal in the zoo"
Leela-"Fry, animals go in the corner."
Fry-"The corner! Why didn't I think of that?"
2006-07-04 15:08:04 · answer #4 · answered by blackolivesrule 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Oh my god, you're Beck! I'd get up and ahake your hand and steal your wallet but my crappy body crapped out on me!"
2006-07-04 15:43:21 · answer #5 · answered by twist 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Good News"
2006-07-04 14:56:58 · answer #6 · answered by pbvale321 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋