Shoot out the torture methods...lol
2006-07-04 07:46:35 · 17 answers · asked by Sandeep 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Give him a boat with a hole in it and tell him that since there's only room for one, he can go since he's such a "great" person. Then I'd laugh while it sank and the sharks circled. In his last moments he'd have the chance to find out what torture and agony are - just like the American troops who get captured by the Iraqis in his delightful little war.
2006-07-04 08:33:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would refuse to engage him in any discussion on politics, and would expect him to carry his share of the burden of life on this isolated island. I would only play scrabble and trivia with him, so that I could beat him every time. Oh, and I'd give him a copy of the AA Big Book and explain the difference between being dry and being sober.
2006-07-04 18:31:32 · answer #2 · answered by Caffiend 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if we were on an island alone, it would more then likely be his fault that we were in that situation. So I'd tell him what a j e r k he is and then I'd ignore him for the rest of the time we were there. Things seem to go better when he keeps his mouth shut :)
2006-07-04 07:52:45 · answer #3 · answered by Julie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't torture or beat him up, as most patriotic men (and women) might do. I'd try to talk to him reasonably and see what the f*ck was going on in his mind while he was in office. If I get too emotional, I might throw a punch, but I'd rather not IF I can help it.
2006-07-04 08:03:00 · answer #4 · answered by Huey Freeman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would try to work with him to get off the island. However, I would carefully consider any plan that he brings forth, since planning is really not one of his better qualities.
2006-07-04 07:50:23 · answer #5 · answered by beren 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i could feed myself on that island and he'd have no goons to tax me, he'd have to survive by my good graces. Perhaps then he'd realize that coercion is not a rightful way to operate. And this holds true for all politicians.
2006-07-04 07:54:00 · answer #6 · answered by iconoclast_ensues 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would beat his azz. then I would torture him some more. Then I would Dig a big hole and bury him half alive and then leave on my ship. hahahahah arrrr matey!
2006-07-04 07:51:45 · answer #7 · answered by lindam772005 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You really don't want to know. I wonder how many hungry, homeless people could be fed and housed because of government waste.
2006-07-04 07:53:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We'd have a spelling bee to determine who went into the pot for dinner...first word, "nuclear."
2006-07-04 07:51:46 · answer #9 · answered by m137pay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank him for making this country a safer place and shake his hand.
2006-07-04 07:50:16 · answer #10 · answered by Pink Butterfly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋