why are chavs so friggin annoying?!?!?!?

Question

they give the rest of us teenagers a bad name! bloody chavs, they need to be shot! friggin asbos....


www.chavscum.com

yeah, british version of white trash. have crap taste in music (rap, rnb, urban etc etc)

i think that begbe guys a chav!

im chavist, not racist. HAH!

for the record: im a grnuge, not a bloody chav

*grunge, sorry about typos!

good idea about sending them all to oz ... but its a bit harsh on the kangaroos!

i look down on people who look down on me. and chavs think they run the ******* earth - dammit i hate them

and how can you be racist to a chav? tere not a race, its not like they look any different colour or features wise, just there total nobs who think its funny to get an asbo etc etc

my music? define grunge music - you cant. but i like metal, rock etc etc. no i dont use slang among freinds, mainly because there is no need for it.

am i different from a chav? hmmm..... i dont have an asbo, i odnt go around hitting people for no reason, im not a daddy at 12, i hate burberry and hate rap / rnb even more...... blah blah blah


http://www.chavscum.com

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO CLICK ON IT!

the american werewolf gets it. there was a bunch of them at the end of my road kicking the **** outta a dog - luckily someone got the police - dont know what happend to the dog though.... and they think its funny! they deserve to be locked away and shot!

blonde-02 go on http://www.chavscum.com

im not a chav - for a starts i allready said i hated them and im not speaking in illegible txt chat am i?

yerg - i know - teens get an unfair crack of the whip because of chavs ....... thats mainly why old people hate chavs tot heir guts

Answer 1

I think the 'Chav' culture is just a trend, but do they really think that way too much H Samuel jewellery looks good with their sticking up baseball caps, fake burberry, tracksuit bottoms tucked into socks and rockport boots?

***PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO PRINT THIS OFF AND READ IT, PURE GENIUS!!***

Why don't you switch off your television set and go do something less boring instead…yeah? Like what? As everyone knows, if a chav is indoors then the tv is going to be on. From dawn (about 9am) till the leccy runs out the tv will be tuned in and other than for periods of channel hopping through the 153 satellite channels, it will be tuned to ITVchav,

Trisha - Chav TV at it's finest. I like the way she pretends to help them and not exploit them!
the channel of choice, where a chav knows they will never get stimulated or challenged or anything.
Mornings are of course the jewel in the crown of the schedule and start with the pinnacle of a chavs daily viewing..the goddess like Trisha. While Kilroy on bbc1 still makes a valiant attempt to tackle the issues of the day, ITV has realised what a chav likes is to see other chavs, fighting about paternity and who stole their man…in Burberry with teeth that live in a mouth that cant even pronounce orthodontist. This is a show for people who look at their personal problems and decide that the best way to air and solve this troubles is to play them out for the viewing scumsters, the baying audience and the salivating Trisha herself. Whatever the problem being discussed is, Trisha has always had to deal with it in her own life…but she has invariably made a better job of it and wastes no time in telling the Chavs so. And yet they still love her, like a strict social worker they have to suck up to to get the goodies.

Next on the agenda is 'This Morning' but with its slightly middle class aspirations and fashions purchased from places that are not New Look or Mark One it's frankly scary. There are even such things as recipes that do not involve tinned hot dogs or chips…there might even be pasta…Therefore most chavs will take this opportunity to check out Paannndland or some bling at the jewellers. Male chavs can use this time to pop down to the offie for the first white lightning of the day…or else they might just need to masturbate over Fern as she's a 'posh bird'.

After the dumbed down lunchtime news (that will still prove to be as inaccessible as Proust to most chavs) the returning chav can be greeted by Des and Mel where again the questions will prove as challenging as 'So Linda Barker, decorating is great isn't it? That Laurence Lewellen Bowen, he wouldn't have liked the jungle would he?' this line of questioning will be met with fits of laughter from the decrepit Des loving studio audience and the chavs at home will feel afraid they have missed huge pearls of wisdom and laugh along to so as not to appear like they might be, heaven forbid, different to everyone else. Male chavs can masturbate over Mel as a 'northern bird'.

Of course after all this heavy intellectual stimulus the average chavster will need a rest and since all that's likely to be on is a show about antiques (old stuff) or pet rescues, or Murder She Wrote, this is the optimum time to take a nap or pick up the chavlings from school. When they return there will be chav choices to make. These will involve Richard and Judy (like this morning…far too demanding) Countdown or The Weakest Link (eh? Wot?) but will usually result in a hour long defection to channel four for the glorious duo of The Salon and Hollyoaks where young chavsters can dream of the day when they too can get a Acid perm and a eyebrow pluck whenever they feel like it, so they can live like the characters in Hollyoaks who have to deal with such traumas as they do in Trisha….but in clothes from Next or Gap.

As we head into early evening we reach the staple food of every Chavs evening tv…Eastenders. Chavs love this soap as they can understand it and can relate to at least one character. To make this easier, the BBC kindly invented the Slater Family to increase the range of chav faves even further. Like the spice girls before them we have nicknames for each personality type, Slapper Slater (who has been turned in a wonderful Cinderella like fable with the love of a good man into Bride Slater), Mouthy Slater, Downtrodden Slater, Teen Slater and of course the queen mother and elderstates woman of TV chavs..Old Trout Slater. If a chav should miss an episode they must promise to 'watch it on Sunday' or will be forever banished from the chav community.

Late evening will provide two chav choices. Reality TV, along the lines of Wife Swap, How Clean is Your House? Or Holiday Showdown. This will give them the chance to view similar filthy chavsters and laugh at them for being common (they will of course see no irony in this) The second choice will be an 'ITV drama' and will be Footballers Wives or Bad Girls. The first is the ultimate chav fairy tale (unlike Victoria Beckham they cant all marry a dumb *** footballer and live the dream though sadly) and will give them many chances to note clothes they will buy market rip offs of and child naming ideas. Bad Girls is full of ***** slappings and lesbian romps and can therefore satisfy both the male and female chavster.

After this there may well be more attempts at news and so the chavs will have to drift off in and out of family arguments, sleep and cans of lager throughout the night till the cycle starts up again with Trisha. Unless of course there's a late night Jerry Springer on…

Answer 2

Most of the Chavs I've come across listen to Oasis and other just as awful bands, failing that it seems to be techno or some other cheesy dance music... to be honest with you, WHO ON EARTH DECIDED Grunge was any better/more credible than Soul, Jazz, Pop, Dance or whatever anyway?

I think the most annoying thing about Chavs is thier snobbery and materialistic attitude. Just be careful you don't find your self in the same boat????

Can I ask you......

1. Do you look down on people for what they wear?
(Be it... tracksuits, skater jeans, O'Neil, Ralph Lauren, reebok classics, vans or sean paul?)

2. Do you only listen to a certain type of music because it falls into what you feel is acceptable/credible?
(Makes no difference if its Grunge, Garage, Goth, Crunk, Rap, RNB, Dance or Pop)

3. Do you use slang amongst friends?
(This is only usually about who you mix with and what your social network deems acceptable)

If you answered yes to any of the above then what makes you so different... who are you to cast judgement on someone elses taste..... really.... who are you????

As I said before being a Chav/White trash is about having certain taste and attitude... all of which was mentioned above..... are you really that different?

Food for thought.... Respect x

Answer 3

I too hate this subspecies. why they have to leer, shout the worst abuse you'll ever hear and be so f*****g nasty in general is something i don't think will ever be answered. the day i can walk down the street with my sister and be able to make it all the way through town will be the day the culling starts.

Chavs are just nasty people. A group of them all about 15 walked up to my sister and one boy thought he'd take this chance to let all the chav girls swoon by punching my sister (for no reason other than maybe because she had purple hair at the time) full in the face.

Answer 4

chavs are a dumb fashion trend where hanging about drinking beer and cider and smoking spliffs and acting like big hard men when there dumb teenage brains wont actually allow themselves to be individuals instead of just dumb sheep because then they would lose all their MAN MATES and will be banned from their scummy housing estates for saying wonderful phrases such as man mate, chavving it up, nowotaimeen, fkindked, or lend me a quid mate. BRING BACK CONSCRIPTION or the stocks at least.

Answer 5

You know what's annoying? Half the people who answer this are probably chavs in the first place!!! Hey, it's wouldn't really surprise me if you were a chav!!! : D We are who we are, even if people are annoying.

Answer 6

.i am not posh or middle class i live in a council house and work in a factory but "I HATE CHAV" with there sh!t clothes that cost more than the stuff i wear i like to put them all on a island in the middle of nowhere or send them up in space

Answer 7

Give it up man the former England captain is the biggest Chav going. Besides we cant all be born with a silver spoon in our mouths, you pompous, arrogant, middle class, 'my daddy buys me everything' little sh*t.

Answer 8

I asked this question 2 days ago and only got one miserable reply.
Chavs are absolute twats and should be slapped, and what's the deal with wearing all those cheap 'monkey gold' necklaces, bracelets and earrings...
And who can stand a young punk kid with slick back gelled hair and not want to punch them in the face...Feckin' idiots.

Answer 9

i hate chavs too i think they look ridiculous in those clothes some are OK but most don't even know the meaning of nice

Answer 10

can i be all tree hugger...

its up to the rest of society to put a stop to it.
i run a conv. store and its suprising how often customers wont intervene and help out. we all agree they should be dealt with but as a whole we wont do anything. we are all to blame for allowing a festering sore to go untreated.
bring back national service and outlaw or censor any gun/drug glorifying media.

or


send them all to australia..

Answer 11

chavs are scum, they need a slap and a shotgun up there *** then they need somone to shoot the shotgun, am i right?

great question, it is not fair that you get a bad name because of the chavs!