Your 3 things?

Question

What are the 3 funniest things in the world?

Personally it's a) someone else being kicked in the nuts, b) farting and c) midgets. If somehow those 3 all happened at once, the world would come to an end.

What are your three?

Answer 1

1) Being told to stop laughing
2)Children getting smacked in supermarkets
3)The funny 'twitch' my boss does that I know I mustn't notice

Answer 2

(A) I still laugh out loud on public transport thinking of the time I opened the door of an emergency telephone in a lift, and someone had graffitti'd "You are a C#nt" in the space where the number to call to get help if the lift was stuck should've been.

(B) Pretending really serious people, like boring politicians or the pope, are talking about going to the toilet, that always cracks me up.

(C) Finally, "Chadwell O'Cheese and his Cormorants of Futility", a half-page cartoon a good few issues back in Viz, which made me laugh almost painfully for several weeks, on and off, and which I still maintain is the best Viz cartoon ever and a classic example of the genre.

Answer 3

A:::: Comedians and comedy shows such as: Father Ted, Harry Hill, Jack Dee, The Office, Peter Kay Only fools n Horses, Futurama and South Park.

B:::: Being in the car and purposely driving into a puddle when someone is walking near one thus splashing them and ruining their day muhahaha. Evilness like that.

C::::Classic pranks - e.g. the whoopee cushion, itching powder, bugs in ice cream. Scaring some one from behind. etc

I also find a smirk appear upon may face and a laughter inside when some one i hate falls or does something beyond stupid, fails etc....that's great :)

Answer 4

1) Double misunderstanding; that kind of comedy where each person is talking about something different, but they think they're talking about the same thing. (Kind of a "who's on first" thing)

2) People doing embarassing stuff when think nobody's watching.

3) Bad horror movie lines...like in "Venom" when they're running from the zombie and the guy tells his girlfriend that he's going to go to New York to be with her in college. Come ON! Your friends have just been hacked to bits and you're running for your lives--who the hell's thinking about college?!

Answer 5

1) family guy season 4
2) the evil dead trilogy
3) a chav being kicked in the nuts by a farting midget

Answer 6

1) Deliberately embarassing your teenage relatives by dancing badly at weddings

2) Nicky from Big Brother behaving like a spoiled 5 year old

3) The idea that England posess a "world class midfield"

Answer 7

1) The League of Gentlemen


2)People walking into bins


3)Farts

Answer 8

When somebody else falls and you know it hurts...When someone else is talking and they mix up words and hella embarrass themselves...and when you at a dance talking really loud and then the music cuts off just as you re shouting across the floor to your friend about something embarrassing and then the whole school knows!

Answer 9

1. Braille on a drive-thru ATM
2. When people order fast food and top it off with a diet drink
3. Kissing someone after drinking a soda (diet, of course!) and the bubbles coming up your throat making that crazy, non-romantic sound

Answer 10

some 1 fallin down,
some 1 getting kicked in the nuts,
a dog, getting scared from the mirrow

Answer 11

A camel riding a bike with a midget on it's back.

An underwater yak wrestling completion.

Retards playing indoor soccer.