rooney and ronaldo?

Question

i will give ten points to who ever makes up a funny short play about rooney and ronaldo abusing each other

Answer 1

Rooney: You f*****g prick, you got me sent off
Ronaldo: *crying*...don't come anywhere near me you mean mean mean man (said in a girly voice)
*Ronaldo tries to hit Rooney first with his Chanel bag...loses his balance due to his high heeled shoes.....spills his make up all over the Manchester United training pitch. The shock of watching his eyeliner and moisturiser spill on the floor..plus the fact he's broken a nail along with his mascara running sends Ronaldo into hysterics, so much so that Rooney & the Manchester Utd players laugh as Ronaldo runs back to Portugal into the arms of Luis Felipe Scolari..who offers words of comfort*
Scolari: There, there..don't cry......
*Ronaldo, tries to kiss Scolari, who shocked smashes his face in, resigns as Portuguese manager and takes over at an Albanian 3rd division side*
*Ronaldo, crying and bleeding runs home to his mummy..who on discovering her son is really a transvestite refuses to speak to him*
Ronaldo's mum: You're a disgrace to this family, now get lost
*Ronaldo then phones up his best buddy Carvalho*
Ronaldo: I love you Ricardo
Carvalho: I love you too Cristiano
*They agree to move in together and share their love..and live happily ever after*
The end.

Answer 2

Rooney and Ronaldo up a tree
K. I. S. S. I. N. G.
Ronaldo climbs down
Rooney has a frown
That's what you get after kicking in the groin !

Answer 3

Rooney said the next time he sees C. Ronaldo that he is going to split him in two. Why is he mad at him. The guy's nuts he stepped on should be pissed at him. That's funny I don't care who you are.

Answer 4

rooney gets back to training, "wheres that ponsy p#ick ronaldo got to?" gary neville says "some hero who works on customs refused his passport wayne" rooney laughs menisingly " ha ha ha ha ha" alex (do anything to harm the england team) ferguson loooks on in disbelief. suddenly ronaldo turns up and says "i just ahd a nightmare getting through customs, some nice man did things that only i let scolari do to me, with a rubber glove on" ferguson pats him on the back and says "there there, you did your best to f**k theengland team up for me, go and sit with paul scholes and think about your life long job with man utd" as he walks over he gets his legs broken by wayne, who turns round breaks fergusons stupid red nose and says "right im off to real madrid bye "

Answer 5

Yes, Mister Ronaldo does have lean muscle. Here are tips about his workout routine:

Cristiano Ronaldo Workout Day 1:

—> Total body weight training, followed by 30-minutes of cardiovascular training (goals – to improve strength, explosiveness and cardiovascular conditioning, while maximizing post-workout calorie-burning)

—> Complete 5 sets of 5 reps (with 45-seconds rest in between sets) for the following exercises: weighted pull-ups, dumbbell chest press on stability ball, stiff-legged deadlifts, dumbbell front lunges, barbell hang cleans, barbell push-presses, standing calf raises, 1-arm kettlebell swings, dumbbell side lunges

—> After weight training, go immediately into cardio workout of a 30-minute treadmill run using rolling hills (various incline levels) and increasing speed slightly every 5-minutes. If you didn’t leave a pool of sweat on the treadmill, you weren’t going fast enough.

Answer 6

rooney

Answer 7

n no one do what he saying Ronald i s the best player in brazil don`t do it he is the king

Answer 8

www.ihateronaldo.com

This says it all

Answer 9

RONALDOOOOOOO