1. if its all the same to you, i wont be coming to work. the voices told me to clean all my guns today
2. on saturday, i set half the clocks in my house ahead an hour, and the other half back an hour and spent 18 hours in some freaky kind of spce time continum loop, reliving Sunday (right up until the explosion). i was able to exit the loop only by reversing the polarity of the power source in the house, while simutaniously rapping my dog on the snout with a rolled up newspaper. accordingly i will either be in either late, or early
3. i cant come in to work today because ill be stalking my previuos boss. he fired me for no showing up at work
4. yes, i seem to have contracted some attention deficit disorder. and hey, how about that game saturday night, huh/ so, i wont be able to, yes, could i help you? no, no, ill be sticking with my existing telecommunications carrier, but than you for calling
5. constipation has made me a walking time bomb
6. i prefer to be an enigma
2006-07-04 06:57:49 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
No, I just usually call in "sick of work"...and leave it on the answering service so I don;t have to talk to anyone.
Really, and my boss totally understood.
We now plan the days we're going to call in sick of work and cover each other.
Another good one I heard from one of my employees is that her rental property burned down and she had to go assess the damage. Then, a couple of us "left work to go comfort her".
That was a fun day. We drank tea and went for a long walk.
2006-07-04 07:08:09 · answer #1 · answered by pknutson_sws 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
gotta love #5
2006-07-04 07:02:10 · answer #2 · answered by migurl48706 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haven't used those yet... although I really don't want to go to work tomorrow... hmmmmm....
2006-07-04 07:03:49 · answer #3 · answered by Leigh 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty wild dude but I do knoe a guy who told my boss his Mom died..................twice in one year.
2006-07-04 07:02:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I do it everyday.
2006-07-04 07:02:14 · answer #5 · answered by ••Mott•• 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can't say that I've used those particular ones, but I will be now. Thanks.
2006-07-04 07:02:50 · answer #6 · answered by happy_fairy_gurl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont know i don't work
2006-07-04 07:01:37 · answer #7 · answered by yessssssss 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not me, sorry.
2006-07-04 07:00:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anry 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋