This show is hilarious, I particularly like:
Dwight: "This morning I knocked myself in the head with the phone"
Jim: "That actually took awhile. I had to put more and more nickels into his handset until he got used to the weight, and then I just took them all out"
2006-07-04 06:47:18 · 5 answers · asked by Nikki 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
Dwight Schrute: Someone forged medical information, and that's a felony.
Jim Halpert: OK, Whoa, all right 'cause that's a pretty intense accusation. How do you know that they're fake?
Dwight Schrute: [reading from a sheet] Uh, Leprosy, Flesh Eating Bacteria, Hot Dog Fingers, Government Created Killer Nano Robot Infection.
2006-07-04 09:03:40 · answer #1 · answered by cheeseburger24 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
If its the same show. The American version is dreadful, The original British version is much funnier, the best bits cant be put into a quote, like the bits where they set gareths stapler in jelly, or jello to those in the states :) Watch the original, I Garantee you'll love it!
2006-07-04 14:01:53 · answer #2 · answered by Samyul2006 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Michael: "Abraham Lincoln once said that "If you're a racist, I will attack you with the North" and these are the principles I carry with me in the workplace. "
2006-07-04 14:02:15 · answer #3 · answered by pmbrundle74 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Michael:can you pick me up...i burned my foot on my george foreman grill...
(NOBODY WANTS TO)
Dwight enters: what is going on??? what the hell?
Pam:Michael burned his foot
Dwight: I'M COMING MICHAEL!!!!
Michael: PLEASE NOT DWIGHT, IN FACT ANYBODY BUT DWIGHT!!!!!
2006-07-04 14:18:54 · answer #4 · answered by juanes addicion 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOUR FIRED!
2006-07-04 13:50:40 · answer #5 · answered by mak_nit_crimson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋