I have an unholy crush on him. I am willing to fund any major plastic surgery required to get him to marry me. Oh, I'd also settle for an old-guy makeout session.
2006-07-04 06:43:51 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
You people are so unsupportive! I'm a pretty sexy lady, let me tell you what! Plus, I have pictures of James all over my room and a tattoo on my foot that says "Mrs. Spader." That should impress him, right?
2006-07-04 06:54:07 · update #1
He's hot - but has always played a rich snob in movies - wonder why? You're probably better off just daydreaming about him....
2006-07-18 12:54:34 · answer #1 · answered by Sirena 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OH MY GOD. Ok a lot of us ladies love James. What makes you so special? He's dark enough for all of us. He needs a mentally stable mate. I hope you're not serious about the tattoo. I'm sure you're a lovely lady but so what. He can have whatever lovely lady he wants. And he has one. So get over it.
2006-07-09 21:50:45 · answer #2 · answered by alan_shore_can 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He would. All you have to do is show up at his house at 3 o'clock in the morning wearing a ski mask. Don't forget to bring a crowbar. He likes it when you break the windows and get in that way.
2006-07-04 06:48:05 · answer #3 · answered by dbz_heir266 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a crush on James Spader too! But, sorry, honey, James is already married. And so am I, actually. His loss. ;)
2006-07-04 06:46:39 · answer #4 · answered by Kiki Joy 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Your tattoo,
Would probably just freak him out.
Sounds like someone has an obssession.
I highly doubt he'd marry you.
2006-07-17 08:10:06 · answer #5 · answered by Jessica 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If one is considered guilty for what is one my mind,
then give me the electric chair for all my future crimes ..
Now, when you plug it in, observe correct polarity
You don't want to get a shock, before you actually do!
2006-07-14 14:26:07 · answer #6 · answered by RS 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes he would marry you,. You are his biggest fan and very supportive of his carrer so I don't see why he wouldn't marry you
2006-07-17 14:57:37 · answer #7 · answered by wthmassage 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
and just how old are you? you need to get a life and quick!! you need to stop sitting around and obsessing and get out and look for something that you might have a chance at
2006-07-18 15:16:07 · answer #8 · answered by terri p 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A tattoo with his name on it? He'll run as fast as he can to get a proteective order from you!
I think you should get some help. Your obsession with him is not healthy.
2006-07-18 06:46:09 · answer #9 · answered by nicolemperez 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Okay, that strikes me as either tongue in cheek hilarious, or very creepy in a very desparate kind of way.
2006-07-04 06:47:23 · answer #10 · answered by Timothy W 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋