my husband will sleep anywhere in the house especially if he is tired from work. He will even fall asleep typing,So my three year old ask him one day''DAD,WHY DO YOU SLEEP AROUND SO MUCH?!I teased him all day saying that he sleeps around,poor guy.
2006-07-04 05:07:35 · 6 answers · asked by simojo 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
My 4 year old daughter told me a funny knock knock joke.
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Interrupting Star Fish
Interupting... (then she interrupts you by sticking her hand on your face)
2006-07-04 05:15:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
My daughters are always coming up with funnies...
When my oldest ( she is 13 now ) was about three, we were planting a garden, and she asked in her sweetest voice if she planted me would she have more Mommies.
My youngest ( she is 11 now ) still is such a Ham ... her best freind called me yesterday to tell me that she is saving money to run away ( she is at her dad's for the summer) and that so far she has $7.00 saved LOL
Needless to say I called and told her that would not get her very far and she said "Oh I know, but at least it's a start" LMAO
happy fourth
2006-07-04 05:11:47 · answer #2 · answered by byubelle98 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My three year old cousin was asked what he wanted for Christmas. He said that he wanted a four wheeler and a motorcycle. His mom said you have to think of something else because a four wheeler and motorcycle won't fit under the tree. He thought for a little bit, and he said he wanted a four wheeler, motorcycle, and a bigger tree. LOL
2006-07-04 05:13:13 · answer #3 · answered by Lacey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I worked in a kindergarten class......
One day the teacher was demonstationing how an ostrich would stick his head in the ground if he was scared. ( She put an empty pocket book over her head for the demonstartion ).
after the lesson she ask the question? what does an ostrich do when they are scared?
One little girl says....They puts a pocketbook over theys head!
2006-07-04 05:15:16 · answer #4 · answered by retta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
2006-07-04 05:23:41 · answer #5 · answered by rotgut a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nothing because i don't have any children hahahahahahahaahahahahahah
2006-07-04 05:09:46 · answer #6 · answered by mommasbaby_313 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋