humpty dumpty sat on a wall
humpty dumpty had a great fall
all the kings horses and all the kings men,said
fu*k him he`s only an egg
do you like my nursery rhyme ?
2006-07-04 03:18:40 · 23 answers · asked by ghost nation 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
haha yeah but don't teach it to children
2006-07-04 03:21:25 · answer #1 · answered by simpleplan0013 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Had scrambled egg for breakfast
2006-07-04 11:38:53 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very nice.
thought it was going to be one of those questions about the origins of stuff.
by the way, humpty dumpty was a cannon originally
2006-07-04 10:22:43 · answer #3 · answered by well_clever_i_am 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The real story
You know, that little red riding hood was always envious of that egg, i bet she had those cookies and she was throwing them at the poor guy, and he lost his balance, so then the kings horses and men came and say the cookies and there she was! Little red was charged for murder and sent to the chair, the doctors slaved day and night to put the egg together but to no avail :( so they made the worlds biggest omelet a record still held to this day!
The End
P.S. See I can do it too!
2006-07-04 13:15:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, it makes more sense the original humpty dumpty. I mean, get over it people, scrape him up and throw him in a frying pan, might as well make some use of him..
2006-07-04 10:22:42 · answer #5 · answered by Johanna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
humpty dumpty falling of a wall thats no yoke
2006-07-04 10:30:40 · answer #6 · answered by andrew w 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, why spoil something as nice as humpty dumpty?
2006-07-04 12:08:38 · answer #7 · answered by pottydotty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bravo! Eggcellent!
2006-07-04 10:23:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Humpty was pushed.
He needs a good lawyer.
2006-07-04 10:26:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
violets are blue, roses are red, get on your Knees and give me some head...Bet u like mine better
2006-07-04 10:22:30 · answer #10 · answered by nemraC 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋