2006-07-04 01:59:56 · 20 answers · asked by Begbie 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
why does a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer?
cos she can wash her crack and sell it again
2006-07-04 02:03:35 · answer #1 · answered by emmamac14 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
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>> A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
>> nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
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>> "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
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>> Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his
>> name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he
>> knows
>> the bank manager.
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>> Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
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>> The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain
>> elephant,
>> about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
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>> Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank
>> manager and disappears into a back office.
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>> She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out
>> there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to
>> use this as collateral."
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>> She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
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>> (you're gonna love this)
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>> The bank manager looks back at her and says...
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>> "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a
>> Rolling Stone."
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>> (You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)
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>> Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you
>> did!!!
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>> AND IF YOU DIDN'T, LIGHTEN UP WILL YA!!!
>> Have a lovely day
2006-07-04 02:12:07 · answer #2 · answered by filipina279 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tiffany Loved the Jamaican LOL
2006-07-04 02:19:06 · answer #3 · answered by Whodaman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little johnny aged 6 comes down ready for breakfast "What would you like for breakfast Johnny"? his mother asked. "I'll have a couple of fu**ing eggs" was the reply, Johnny's mother was not amused, she belted the living day lights out of him and kept yelling "Never ever say that to me again"
Little Fred aged 5 had been on the way down to breakfast when all this started, he had heard every thing.
"What would you like for breakfast Freddy" his mother asked him.
" Anything at all mom, I don't want any fu**ing eggs honest" was the reply !!
2006-07-04 02:56:32 · answer #4 · answered by budding author 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my son lives with me the father! he gets up at 8.30 every morning does the washing up makes breakfast does the house work etc. prepares lunch then takes me down to the pub and buys me a pint! apart from Sundays where he lets me have a lye in.cant wait for my other son and daughter to grow up! sorry if this spoils your day
2006-07-04 02:10:32 · answer #5 · answered by dreadedsilvo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ten things men know about woman:
1-they have a vaginal opening.
2.Absolutely nuthing.....
3.never will know .......lol
4.good kissers
5.good mammas
6.sexy with all the bumps in the right places
7.damn beautiful
8.we can do that tongue thing
9.we can do most things better than they ever can....
10-oh and t*ts
2006-07-04 02:16:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you sink a submarine manned by blondes?
Knock on the door!
Did you know that there are 10 types of people in this world? those who understand binary, and those who don't.
2006-07-04 02:04:51 · answer #7 · answered by genghis41f 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an elderly couple are in a restaurant eating their supper, when the lady leans across the table to her husband, saying,
"Honey, I think I just let go a silent fart...what should I do?"
The ol' boy quickly replied, "When you get home change out your hearing aid batteries."
2006-07-04 02:05:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There were 3 boys one called s*** one called shut up and one called manners.
S***fell down. The teacher goes to the boy what is your name he says my name is Shut up.
In the class the teacher goes were is your manners boy.
The boy replies manners is out picking up s***.
lol
2006-07-04 02:09:39 · answer #9 · answered by Lita M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a smile is a sign of joy, a hug is a sign of love, a laugh is a sign of happiness and a friend like me.....well that's a sign of good taste.
ten things men know about woman:
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10-oh and t*ts
2006-07-04 02:08:41 · answer #10 · answered by Scottish lass 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check out this short clip, extremely funny !
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=777841112&n=2
2006-07-04 02:04:48 · answer #11 · answered by Six B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋