Because, I always love YOU!!!
2006-07-04 01:44:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Visual Arts ➔ Sculpture
I love you so much, I bought a telescope so that I can always keep my loving eyes on you. I also sent you a bunch of love letters, written in goat blood. I also mailed you all ten of my fingers, one at a time, wrapped in a bow, just to prove my love for you. I even set fire to the house of one person who said that they didn't think you were the greatest person ever.
I love you so much, that I hide in your closet and I steal locks of your hair while you are sleeping. I take photos of you while you are in the shower with a hidden camera, which I then post on my website. I follow you around in various stolen vehicles, and I wear disguises. I have been preparing the dungeon for some time now. Someday, my beloved, we will be together.
But if I ever catch you dating someone, I will have to make them disappear to the bad place. Don't make me have to chastise you, my love. You don't want to see me get angry. Never forget how much I love you, even when it hurts. Ohh the pain... the sweet delicious pain.
I love you so much... soon you will know... I have been carving poetry into my skin with a switchblade, just for you... I can't wait until you get to see... my sweet love.
2006-07-04 01:58:45 · answer #1 · answered by askthepizzaguy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because you're just a little too clingy and needy. I think we need to take some time away from each other.
2006-07-05 06:23:09 · answer #2 · answered by jdscorrupted 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love everyone the same
2006-07-04 01:47:28 · answer #3 · answered by Ashley G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because I'm afraid that you can't commit.
2006-07-04 17:12:17 · answer #4 · answered by PO_GORG 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh but i do love you. Always....
2006-07-04 01:46:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
beacause we were fools, we dont realize. All you need is love.
2006-07-04 02:05:37 · answer #6 · answered by justme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well....do you really love me?
2006-07-04 01:47:51 · answer #7 · answered by Specksy Dimwit 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How sweet.
2006-07-04 01:47:04 · answer #8 · answered by bookfreak2day 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
â¥â¥â¥â¥â¥â¥â¥ 4u
2006-07-04 01:47:54 · answer #9 · answered by PariahMaterial 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you talking to the God?
2006-07-04 01:48:29 · answer #10 · answered by funny15 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋