Last night my parents did a blacklight test in my room, and all I could do was watch. I felt like I had stepped into the movie "Tron" or something. The worst was when they ran it over my photos in my rooms, and my mom's face was like glowlight. I feel like such an idiot. How can I mend the rift between me an my parents so they don't tink I masturbate all the time?
2006-07-04 00:00:00 · 7 answers · asked by Jim Bean 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
If your parents are undergoing such bizarre measures to enforce anti-masturbation policies... they're crazy. But they are still worthy of your love and respect, because they're your parents, and they care for you. As long as they're not physically abusing you, or exerting extreme, cinematic-style psychological manipulations, I would suggest...
Try to encourage, initiate, maintain dialogue. Do not lose your temper, but express your feelings and thoughts as best you can. Do it in writing if that seems easier.
Do not expect them to be aware of your experiences as an adolescent or to have any knowledge of popular culture post-1957. They very possibly went through the same experiences as you.. and then conveniently forgot them as they progressively became convinced that social conformity is the best way to go.
Do not allow them to take control of your identity.
Do not give up on them. Losing an emotional connection with your parents can be very painful later in life.
2006-07-04 00:50:05 · answer #1 · answered by ein_grosses_pils 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well invite a couple of friends and take the blacklight into your parents room while they are there and embarras the **** out of them by scanning over all the surfaces with the light. There will definately be way more bodily fluids lying around than what you have in your room!
2006-07-04 00:43:04 · answer #2 · answered by interface2008 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beating off is normal, what is not is your parents deep in your business. Fact is they did the same thing when they were young so sit them down and tell them you would like some privacy and not be treated like a suspect.
2006-07-04 00:04:09 · answer #3 · answered by Joey 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewww, you're a nasty freak, you masturbated on your moms face??? You need some mental help. Tell your parents so that they can get you put in a straightjacket and taken to the psychward.
2006-07-04 01:34:40 · answer #4 · answered by guineasomelove 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they have no right to invade ur privacy as they did, at last they can come to terms with d fact that u r human just like them and can make mistakes like they do too.
2006-07-04 00:06:31 · answer #5 · answered by kaacee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your parents are crazy.. the last think i want to know is if my son is masturbating!
2006-07-04 01:21:37 · answer #6 · answered by ~Mrs.C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
talk to them conversation is the best medicine
2006-07-04 00:07:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lawls
2006-07-04 00:07:27 · answer #8 · answered by Dopat 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-04 00:08:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋