A WOMAN PASSED HER DAUGHTER'S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR, SHE HEARD A STRANGE BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN. OPENING THE DOOR, SHE OBSERVED HER DAUGHTER GIVING HERSELF A REAL WORKOUT WITH A VIBRATOR.
SHOCKED, SHE ASKED: "WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?"
THE DAUGHTER REPLIED, "MOM, I'M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE."
THE NEXT DAY, THE GIRL'S FATHER HEARD THE SAME BUZZ COMING FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR. UPON ENTERING THE ROOM HE OBSERVED HIS DAUGHTER MAKING PASSIONATE LOVE TO HER VIBRATOR. TO HIS QUERY AS TO WHAT SHE WAS DOING, THE DAUGHTER SAID,
"DAD I'M THIRTY-FIVE, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE."
A COUPLE OF DAYS LATER THE WIFE CAME HOME FROM A SHOPPING TRIP, PLACED THE GROCERIES ON THE KITCHEN TABLE AND HEARD A BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM, OF ALL PLACES, THE LIVING ROOM. SHE ENTERED AND OBSERVED HER HUSBAND SITTING ON THE COUCH, DOWNING A COLD BEER, AND STARING AT THE TV. THE VIBRATOR WAS NEXT TO HIM ON THE COUCH, BUZZING LIKE CRAZY.
THE WIFE ASKED, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"
THE HUSBAND REPLIED, "I'M WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH MY SON-IN-LAW."
2006-07-03 21:52:42 · 23 answers · asked by NecropolisXR 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL LOL ... ouch ouch ... LOL LOL ... ouch ouch ... it really hurts when you laugh so hard you fall off your chair! (^_^)
2006-07-03 21:58:37 · answer #1 · answered by sakura4eternity 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hysterical! Never heard it before, and too funny! Thank you for the big laugh. Its a ten!
Also, thought is was nice that you warned about potential adult content in your joke.
2006-07-04 08:41:31 · answer #2 · answered by iiiis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will give you ten points if I could. This is the best joke I've heard in my life! I'm sharing it with everyone I know.
2006-07-04 05:16:41 · answer #3 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes i wanna hear a dirty joke
2006-07-04 08:25:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anuj Paul Gosain -- India 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not a question, but it is a funny joke!
2006-07-04 05:06:52 · answer #5 · answered by zaradulce02 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL... Nice one..
But i think he should have answered... "This thing is about as close as i'll ever get to a son-in-law.. Please, go away and leave me alone..."
hahahah...
Cheers.. (",)
2006-07-04 04:58:39 · answer #6 · answered by Ellusive Lady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
his son in law seems to buzz too much!!!
2006-07-04 04:57:02 · answer #7 · answered by fizzy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All I can say is Bzzzzzzzzzzz
2006-07-04 04:56:52 · answer #8 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fuc***in Hilarious !
NOW THATS A JOKE !!!!!!
2006-07-04 05:33:22 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait, how is that a question? It's funny, but...
2006-07-04 04:56:45 · answer #10 · answered by tankgirl190 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good going, you sure know good ones.
2006-07-04 05:32:54 · answer #11 · answered by peanutz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋