I'm Farting like a Dozen times a day and laughing.
It's gotten to be a problem. Now wherever I go I just ripple & plucker everywhere.
My buttcheeks just fill up with air/gas and Fart!!
2006-07-03 21:32:13 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
probably it's because of what you eat, watch what your eat reduce your potato/french fries intake.
dozen farts a day is not really serious, worry and visit your doctor if you don't fart at all.
just stay out of enclosed places, like the elevator or quiet waiting room. lol
enjoy farting! and remember in the saying: "To AIR is human" ;)
2006-07-03 21:46:22 · answer #1 · answered by cyberjake2006 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eww go to a doctor this could be a serious problem if u arnt joking and try sitting some where were no body is and just let it out all of it once or twice a day in the morning lunch and dinner before bed but goto a doctor
2006-07-03 21:37:31 · answer #2 · answered by mel-sparky-13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehee.... well i will have to say u are a farter...I dont know how old you are but doing my younger years early teen i had the same problems dont know why i was just a youngest full of gas but as my grandma use to say more room out than holding it in cause it can really cause discomfort now that when its a big big problem ... but like the others say try over the counter meds or just talk to your doc i did not much he did for me but as i got older i dont seem to have that problem..... good luck to you
2006-07-04 01:49:52 · answer #3 · answered by shygirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The things people ask here !!! You are probably OK, and I would probably laugh too if I heard you do that. You may have a problem digesting certain things, like milk, or beans or other products. You should consider taking digestive enzymes.
2006-07-03 21:36:46 · answer #4 · answered by Crowfeather 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U r the King of Fart.
2006-07-03 22:07:47 · answer #5 · answered by kzzxguy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is normal but the question is: Are you able to control your gas? Cut down on carbonated drinks, milk and some of the leafy vegetables.
2006-07-04 09:42:39 · answer #6 · answered by Art The Wise 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To fart is to be.
I fart, therefore I am.
It smells like, yes indeed, you are a farter.
2006-07-03 21:37:08 · answer #7 · answered by Mesa P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go for it, there's no feeling to compare with a good loud fart. Keep it up, it's good for you
2006-07-03 21:49:23 · answer #8 · answered by Nemesis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep definitely a farter.don't fart around me I breath fire and we all will blow up. Happy farting.
2006-07-03 21:37:49 · answer #9 · answered by dragonsaver005 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its called gas, live with it or lay off the gassy drinks/foods
2006-07-03 21:36:14 · answer #10 · answered by arcane_corpse 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋